GeordieMessiah

I do the same - I blatantly ignore TomTom all the time, winds my other half up something rotten. Can't imagine why I keep on doing it?

Auto-pilot. Happens all the time with me. I suppose it's a bit of a surprise when I wake up at home parked in my garage.

Nasty cold you got there.

You C-word. You M-F'ing C-wording B-word. You complete W-anchor. You S-word. You A-holing C-word.

Happy Birthday Feline Femme Fatale! I bought you this to sort your current ginger hair embarrassment: Did I do right?

Whcih fckur's finsshed ma fuccking scoitch,nc cuuuuuuuuuuujnts!

Aye eeeeee fucccckking t ell m e a boutg it!

Sounds like it's time for a spot of GM brown-nosing. Just read on NO that you're on the potential "get rids" list. Sorry! What I've not mentioned either is that my job's not being deleted but it does look like I'll have to apply for it again AT A LOWER SALARY LEVEL. What a bunch of bastards. Armed with that info, you should be looking around as of today for alternative employment. What is it that you do again? I will be, don't worry about that! Will see what's out there. *sigh* What a kick in the nuts though.

Sounds like it's time for a spot of GM brown-nosing. Just read on NO that you're on the potential "get rids" list. Sorry! What I've not mentioned either is that my job's not being deleted but it does look like I'll have to apply for it again AT A LOWER SALARY LEVEL. What a bunch of bastards.

1. Saw a private memo addressed to my boss today which reveals who in my company is getting the chop. 2. Really fucked off about it. 3. Can't think of much else at the moment. 4. She really is the devil. 5. Everything's turning to shit.

2J knows I was joking with the 2Chavs thing. Don't you?

They don't make them like that anymore.

Mr Nail, meet Mr Head. Why would they want to meet? As I understand it, the phrase you refer to is "hits the nail on the head", the head being part of the nail...so that's just nonsense.

Happy Birthday, 2Chavs. ENJOY!!!

Wonder how much PS2's are fetching on eBay right now...

Like you were told an HOUR ago!!!

Use the walkthrough facility.

2 min 11 seconds. But I cheated.

Right that's it. Enough hints. I'm throwing the Joop out. Happy now?

Happy Birthday for tomorrow, marra.

So not thinking of ending it all then?

12/12. I'm obviously the resident expert on whether a fanny is fake or not.

You've probably drank it, love!

1. Paper Boy 2. Electrical Sales Shop Assistant 3. Theatre Usher 4. Lecturer's Assistant (couple of summers whilst at Uni) 5. Life Assurance Clerical Officer - processing tax exemption certificates for personal pensions (ooh, exciting. Not. ) 6. Sales Officer - GE Lighting. Anyone want to buy an batch of fluorescent lamps? 7. Executive PA for head of a Housing Association in London 8. Telesales - anyone want a Tolley's manual on 28-day no-obligation approval? Nah. Didn't think so. 9. University Research Assistant 10. Shop Assistant in a 24 hour store - only got threatened with a knife just the once. Disappointing, that. 11. Housing Officer - got several death threats, so much more satisfying. 12. Policy Officer - local authority housing department 13. Housing & Regeneration Consultant 14. Freelance Consultant 15. Policy Director

Classic!!!! Would have loved to see your fellow Huns take you on though, big guy!!! I certainly wouldn't mess.