GeordieMessiah

Well 2Stripes, I can't see how starting this thread will change that, tbh!

whoa whoa whoa!!....someone pass Porky the typing wand. Fat hands! I liked this post.

You have a whole folder dedicated to Ben's Bollocks? Does Patrokles know you're stalking him?

What an attention whore. Bye then...

You big wuss! I'm watching it now and tucking into a nice chicken burger with mayonn....urgh....noooooooo......NOOOOOO!!!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illegitimi_non_carborundum I suppose you just have to take a punt.

You talking about the silicon implants or the fact they posed for the Sport? The former. Not a fan of plastic tits myself either.

You talking about the silicon implants or the fact they posed for the Sport?

Go through with what? I don't see what you're getting at mate?

Here's why:

Will take a look at that later on...Cheers ewerk!

The dorty looking one got her baps out in a film a while back iirc. Where?! Where?!! Gimme!!! Gimme!!! Link????

That decision makes itself, surely?

Also, just a word of caution there's been something in the news lately about these London ticket reselling agencies being a right rip off - it was on the Watchdog prog on the TV the other day I think. I'd gan canny. Quite apart from pretending you're getting them "for a friend"

Well, whatever you do, don't try eBay!

Even more disappointing, tbh...because THAT was my other fantasy.

Aye Kept on wishing there was going to be an "adult" version made. Sadly I remain to this day rather disappointed in this regard...

It tastes like Beef, but sweeter. Doesn't taste anything like Chicken or Pork. ermmm....how do you know this ???? eeeuuuuwww Personally I don't see a problem with it. Only like eating animals isn't it? It's strange really - when human flesh is cooked, it smells like pork, but doesn't taste a bit like it. So is cannibalism not illegal in this country?

That's just wrong. In the future, all bathrooms will have laptops pre-fitted. Would have had you done more as the sort of person to take a handheld rather than a laptop into the toilet with him.

You bugger. I was going to say that.

Never had a parmo. Or pease pudding. No idea what either tastes like.

Now that I would love to see. Considering "the code" is you don't even look at someone else on the tube, let alone speak to them, much less order them about...oh, I would say that would pretty much guarantee fireworks.

Having to do everything I didn't do yesterday, today - so my Sunday's going to be far from quiet.

Maybe one of these instead?