GeordieMessiah

*why is there no report button in this place* MMMMODDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSS! There is, its called "Report!" nah I'm not the kind of bloke to do that Jon.....

Jonathan, please don't make me have to soundly beat you with a stick Is that going to be in the film as well? I know. Shocking anti-semitism. They are c*nts though Cath, tbf.

Sounds like a cue for 2J to invite you to shoot a porn movie, like...

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Oh, you're back here again now are you? Hello Booby Boy! Dear God...get N-O back online quickly.

Could be worse, pet. Could be worse. So you're getting no sympathy from me. Anyway, f you're so worried about spoiling your looks could you not just have got contacts instead?

Oh dear. We all know what this means... T-Keith won't be happy.

Fin.

Topical.

The most annoying accent and the one which makes someone sound truly thick is the one which Catherine Tate uses for that "Am I bovvered?" sketch...you know...where white middle class urban kids taawk laahk thaaht - laahk deh iz from sum well'ard street laahf backgroun yenaaah man. Dat iz deh most fickest accent in duh 'hole cun're, yenaaaaw. G'woaahn now, tek daeh sheaaaame. Hate it.

Don't get this rabid hatred Stevie has of all things Liverpool...there's surely other people that are far more worthy of hatred? I think Stevie mention the "Kent" accent just as a subtle way of getting round the new swear filter, btw.

That's the thing like, a soft accent of almost any variety is endearing, especially on a lass. A harsh accent is nearly always horrible though unless it's your own. Again, this is more significant in lasses. Something about the scouse accent for me though in particular. Can't say that round wor lass like else theres hell on tbf. UK unsexy accents for me = 1. Brummy 2. Scotch 3. Yorkshire Erm...is that actually an accent? Or perhaps just vernacular for a blended whisky?

Yep - seems there's now a swear filter on TT. Hallelujah - my work here is done! Off now to evangelise to the Mackems on SMB.

You missed out people who overuse the word "twat". Is there swear filter on here? I typed "c-u-n-t"? i dunno twat? You calling me a twat? You dirty twat fucker?

You missed out people who overuse the word "twat". Is there swear filter on here? I typed "c-u-n-t"?

You missed out people who overuse the word "twat".

Erm why is Chez dissing me for bullying laiyk? I never done nuffink...

Evidently, none of you have been to Fife, Shetland or Ballachulish. Yep, I know this thread's meant to be about English people...but fuck me these guys take the piss.

Was it just a big coincidence that I posted a guesstimate of Invicta's real age, and he scuttled off to hide under his bed?

Only 28??? He's 50+ !!! Seriously!

Sorry to hear that KCG. Though it may feel hellish now, I hope you'll soon find a better job than the one you had there. Been through it myself, so it's not fun, but you will prevail.

Not really surprising she doesn't fancy him, considering the likely age difference...best result Vic could get would be for her to let him be her "sugar daddy"...if only he had some money, eh?