GeordieMessiah

Love it!

Now N-O's back online, this place seems much quieter. Admittedly, that's probably mostly because it's Saturday night and only those of us who are stoney broke and waiting for pay day are actually left staying in tonight...but it does seem a raft of noobs have gone back home to N-O. This town, is coming like a ghost town All the clubs have been closed down This place, is coming like a ghost town Bands won't play no more too much fighting on the dance floor Do you remember the good old days Before the ghost town? We danced and sang, And the music played inna de boomtown This town, is coming like a ghost town Why must the youth fight against themselves? Government leaving the youth on the shelf This place, is coming like a ghost town No job to be found in this country Can't go on no more The people getting angry This town, is coming like a ghost town This town, is coming like a ghost town This town, is coming like a ghost town This town, is coming like a ghost town

Suppose that would have its benefits, as long as you were banned from the new uberboard. Check your history No idea what you're on about - I only discovered N-O and TT last year.

Suppose that would have its benefits, as long as you were banned from the new uberboard.

Good news. But I'll be spending a great deal more time on here than i did previously. Ditto. TT's really grown on me a lot the past week or so!

It's the top 10 posters in the previous 24 hours at that time. I guess.

Aye, right - you mean since you were last involved ina twenty man gang-banging?

You are so " out there" *sigh* I'd prefer it if you just called me a c*** to be honest.

Do be sure to tell us all about it when you get back. Can't wait to hear about what larks you get up to over there...hopefully there should be some sofas to nick and plenty of sheep to molest, so it should be a bit of a busman's holiday for you!

Haha, you auditioned for Big Brother, what a spacka. The fact you got through a few of the auditions is a BAD thing btw. I wanted to get in to fuck tham all off and be thrown out within the first week !!!! Ask PP he knows I could do it You'd have to go cold turkey on the drink man. You'd be shaking like a shitting dog and crying in the diary room for Jack Daniels come the end of the first day. no ... I would just shimmy over the wall fuck it I Wish my space bar would stop sticling Best way to fix your keyboard Radgi? Drink. Less. Alcohol.

I was head chorister at Durham Cathedral for about 6 years...then at 12 years old I signed a 3 album deal, made a mint of it, turned my back on the church and at the age of 15 was making porn movies in Las Vegas. It's been an interesting life so far...

More interestingly, what the fuck are Gemmill and nufc3ever on about with this "Zelda" stuff?

Of course, this gives us a real opportunity to dump Spurs out the UEFA...eh Stevie lad? All we need to do is bungle our way down to WHL dressed as Spurs casuals...cause a ruckus, then get Spurs chucked out too. Simple.

Michael Owen?

I heard it was the rusty trombone you played. Funny that...I'd heard he was more widely reknowned for his prowess on the Maracas.

Actually come to think of it so have I... Ignore my previous advice and follow the Robster's advice to the letter. Older and wiser.

Reasonable? Its PwC. I'm sure you recall that reasonable ain't in their vocab In which case, speak to your prospective employer's HR dept, tell them about the problem and see if they can exert any pressure on PwC.

Go "on the sick"?

On the subject of bricks...now - a public stoning of Jade Goody! I'd pay good moneyto watch that!

I drink to get drunk. Sia Furler summed up my attitude to drink in that song, tbh. Sheer brilliance.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18012007/344/jade...a-poppadom.html Jade Goody calls Shilpa 'Poppadom' Thursday January 18, 10:26 PM Jade Goody, unaware of the controversy brewing around her, continued to make allegedly racist comments - calling her housemate Shilpa "Poppadom". In scenes shown on Channel 4, Jade was asked to explain the nickname she used for the Bollywood star. She said that while talking to Danielle she wanted to use an Indian name and the only word she could think of was an Indian food. In a separate conversation welcomed by Channel 4, Shilpa told H the behaviour of her housemates may not be racist. She said: "You know, when I actually thought about it, I know it's not a racist thing. I thought about it for a long time. It's not racist. You know people say things in anger. She tries to challenge me. She tries to challenge my beliefs." In the Diary Room, Big Brother asked Jade about the conversation with Danielle, in which she referred to Shilpa as Shilpa Poppadom. Jade said: "Shilpa Poppadom. I explained that for the other two trying to get her name out. "Her name is not Shilpa Harry or Shilpa Tweed or Shilpa Mackintosh, she is Indian, so will have an Indian name. No racial anything. "She is Indian, thinking of an Indian name and only thing I could think of was Indian food. Wasn't racial at all. It was not to offend any Indian out there. "Everyone knows I don't like her. She don't like me. What I said about her was not meant in a racial way - it's not acceptable if done in that way. Mine wasn't done in that way." Defending her comments, Jade said: "If it's offended any Indians out there I apologise."

probably through holding it in for 3 months oh that was absolutely hilarious...well done Vic.

We had not laughed so much since Grandma died, or Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangel. We are miserable sinners, fi-i-i-ilthy fuckers.....A-a-a-a-rse-holes!

Well, that's my definition of it anyway...

Agree with you there mind....I was never really a big fan when he was "on form" either Edit...disappointed tbh , by the thread title I was hoping for a picture or link to a hunk... You want hunk? I'll give you some hunk. Just say the word.... Hubba hubba... Put a c in front of that as well. I have an overactive thyroid. You cruel bastard.