GeordieMessiah

Got to wonder if the dialogue will be in Spanish this time around? May even make it more bearable than the first movie.

Yeah, that's exactly what we do. Sometimes for 16 hours a day if we're very lucky. And to think you have the cheek to moan on about crap pay, when you're feet up playing GoldMiner and Mahjong all night. I dunno, bloody NHS - what's it all coming to eh?

Still lumbered with this one... (Not actual size, btw)

Clearly not. Meant to quote AF Don't know if I'd go so far as to suggest that the lack of transfer activity was a deliberate ploy to lower fan expectation? That would credit certain individuals with some degree of tactical and strategic planning skills. The lack of transfer activity wasn't a ploy, but the club have certainly done well to make fans think we're lucky to finish mid-table, as proved by the original post. How depressing...

Clearly not. Meant to quote AF Don't know if I'd go so far as to suggest that the lack of transfer activity was a deliberate ploy to lower fan expectation? That would credit certain individuals with some degree of tactical and strategic planning skills.

Read this and then you can either (1) shit yourself with fear or (2) laugh it off and pretend it's just pie in the sky la-la-land fantasy...

Again, more bullshit.

Know I'm going to regret this...but what were you doing between 4.51pm and 4.57pm this afternoon? Was it another case of + = ?

"Clive" gave me this link: Plenty more where that came from, Invicta! Here, check out this filthy robot porn, Vic: Should provide us all with a few minutes respite whilst Vic lubes up again

Vic? Is that you?!!!!?!

Renton. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Vic's like a feral cat. If you show any interest he may just follow you home. And I do mean follow you home.

One can almost feel the searing pain and anguish of Vic's disappointment. Probably heard the word "Lego", got all excited and had run off to the bathroom to get lubed up.

Did we sign Shaun Maloney from Celtic for £1M - or did I just halucinate that when I woke up just now on my sofa following a post-work-drinks-binge session? Ignore that I clearly misheard it - Villa signed him, and the Sky reporter is merely a shite communicator.

May as well get the kids used to the whole concept of taking their work home with them - it's all part of the broader socialisation process they need to go through to become full-blown jaundiced, extremely cynical, throughly alienated adults. Although I personally can't wait for the European Parliament to step in eventually and order that schools must observe the European Working Time Directive or some scholastic equivalent which they'd be bound to create...

51860 95% and a bad case of RSI.

You're not the only "Dave" around here you know . No need to be such a huffy little bitch.

Takes some doing that!!!

Hoy! How would you like it if someone said to you "Well, I think Dave is a shit name, I'm going to change it?" Well, tbh - there's not much point denying it. "Dave" really is a shit name.

And more than is revealed on that pic an'all I hear they have a lot of that in Thailand. I definitely don't have one of those Ah don't feel bad about that. From what I heard, neither does Gemmill.

Yeah, I was wondering that. "Well done mate" or words to that effect I think. Sounded more like "Hureashejsa uejsidhsssh mate! We love ya!"

Yeah. Although in fairness...that particular combination wouldn't be possible.

Clive is such a shite name for a robot. Surely we should just ask Invicta to come up with a much more attractive name, since he's the resident expert with robots/robot sex/robot wars?

Here's where I get to confirm any suspiscions other folk may have had that I'm a condescending snobby bastard... ...but basically, personalised number plates are for nouveau riche wannabes, people who think that ture "class" can be bought...which of course, it just can't be.

Well, I've had the honour of meeting you Cath - and consequently I know there's a whole lot more going on than any message board could ever reveal

Unlikely, since the Beeb cancelled TOTP.