GeordieMessiah

turned the ugly setting down huh? Mate - it's only YOUR version of MSN that has that setting I block all ugly people tbh like the Radgette did you hear that ??? that was me falling on the floor laughing....shithead I think they heard that in Brazil hen "hen"....how fucking old ARE you ???? Old enough to be having a mid-life crisis.

Bit of a difference between the old "been linked with" bored-journo-inspired rumour stuff and us actually making a proper enquiry like.

turned the ugly setting down huh? Mate - it's only YOUR version of MSN that has that setting

Hard as nails. the "original" nails I am !!! can't stand laddettes tbh so unnattractive tbh I would rather hack my head off with a rusty spoon and dive open wound first into a vat of vinegar than be "attracted" to a sily little boy like yourself Careful now. Talk like that will get Vic hot and bothered in a matter of seconds

Hard as nails. the "original" nails I am !!! Bit like a Singles ad in the paper this but here's how I imagine it will be interpreted by young Invicta: "Slightly inebriated Tyneside lass seeks slightly deranged mid-life-crisis male with young science student fixation, happy to role play according to your desires, will dress up as a Geisha, and happily engage in furious text-based pre-dating" Go for it Radgi...just be careful you're not biting off more than you can chew, so to speak...

You try and help people out, and all you get is them pissing and shitting back in your face.

Probably you've all been doing this for donkeys years, only I just found out about this a couple of days ago. http://www.quidco.com/ Seems sensible enough to me that you should get a little cashback for shopping online.

Just one? She had long fingernails Not a good idea if she's got long fingernails...and you've got a bad case of the Farmer Giles.

Aww! Don't ban Radgi!!! I was looking forward to the schadenfreude which would have been watching Invicta attempting to online-serenade a pissed Radgina.

send you back to Manchester FFS this board should be for local fans only tbh. Four of the five people who set this board up aren't local Neither's Invicta, by the way! Sorry, never paid much attention to him. Did he post on N-O or something? Indeed he did/does... I'm staying here now. I like the wallpaper Excellent. Job done, then. HTT - you can open N-O again now. We've finally got the cuckoo planted in another nest.

send you back to Manchester FFS this board should be for local fans only tbh. Four of the five people who set this board up aren't local Neither's Invicta, by the way! Sorry, never paid much attention to him. Did he post on N-O or something? Indeed he did/does...

send you back to Manchester FFS this board should be for local fans only tbh. Four of the five people who set this board up aren't local Neither's Invicta, by the way!

turtles head? Nah....You see that last one just didn't quite work for me. Somewhat tarnished the overall dark comedic tne of this thread.

I fear N-O as we know it may never return.

Ah just shurrup man! Shut up and stick another prawn on the barbie...

You know you don't mean that. If anything, "we've" added something to TT. But then Thompers and the like took that good work away. What exactly do you feel you've 'added' on a personal level? Better quality avatars than you ever offered on N-O. Dan Dare...I bloody ask you...what's all that about....Prthrthrthrthtttttt!!!!

You can't even see who's logged on. One of the main reasons FOR logging on. you can't even post tbh Are you still bitching and moaning about this?

What score do you get for that? I suppose it depends whether your toast is on a Treble Word Score plate?

Bestiality.

No disrespect this, but having been on here a few days, you're the most boring cunt on here. Some post I was posting on today, with your one sentence 6 word boring fucking replies, I honestly thought this cunt must be from Cumbria. I can't be arsed looking now, but I'll have a look tomorrow and show you. And what's wrong with that like? Surprised you actually need to ask!

Euphemism? Did I mention "pink" anywhere? You smutty little boy

Ennio Morricone - Gabriel's Oboe

Best thing about Friday up here in Jockland is that it's Recruitment supplement day in The Scotsman newspaper and the prospect of career salvation teases me until the moment I've read through cover to cover only to realise that I am trapped in my insufferable job for eternity. Still, those brief moments browsing the pages of the Recruitment section provide some comfort, however temporary.

I just had to go and check my calendar. Nope, it's not April 1st.

Is portly fat? It's a debatable subject. Some might say it's a nice way of calling a fat cunt fat, I'd prefer to say it's a way of describing a well made gentleman/lady. I did say you were a Scots academic though, so it's not all bad. Aye, well - I'm neither of those two things either! Although I agree I am condescending. I do talk down to people a lot. Not surprising given my height though