GeordieMessiah

Just your body's way of telling you to get an early night once in a while. Nothing dramatic.

Given that this Wacky Jnr character has a reputation that precedes him, I'd wager these "ulcers" are in actual fact ORAL HERPES?

I have, and will always tell 'Martin Jol' to fuck off. He's a lying cunt and for some reason he gets his anus reemed on N-O. As will I, the cunt ended up getting me banned three times for making points about Spurs and no one grumbled. Do you HAVE to use that c*** word all the c***ing time?

Says the bloke who had to return to full time education having lost his job. he casts ..... 10mins ...... he hooks ......... Now responding to something someone says is a bite. Tremendous stuff! Nah it's not. In Vicky's book it's probably just a "pre-bite". An apéritif.

Only sighting ever was when I was at Uni I saw Peter Beardsley on New Elvet, Durham coming out of an "convenience store of Asian ownership" with a bottle of coke and a Mars bar, before jumping in his car and speeding off (presumably on his way to Maiden Castle?) - even said "alright Big Man to me"...which was nice.

So, hating ethnic minorites isn't enough for you, you're starting on kids as well these days! How about kids from ethnic minorities ? Is Gemmill related to Hitler?

Would love to know what the French newspapers are making of all this, tbh. Bet they're up in arms about this treacherous proposal of Mollet's...I'd look at a French news website, but my French is poor. Will do anything to see a froggy bastard get uptight and angry though.

"Yeah? Well my name's Butt...Head Butt! You want some?"

Just to clarify. I was joking, Shearergol

Out of interest, what's less "user friendly" about this place then? And then it goes quiet? Perhaps Shearergol came across a wee bit aggressive... You're joking right? You see! There you go again! Getting all aggressive!!!

How did you manage that? Charm, wine and entering her in an amateur stripper contest. Also got my virtual dick sucked and also banged her in the back of her jeep. I am a virtual P.I.M.P. Your parents must be very proud

Out of interest, what's less "user friendly" about this place then? And then it goes quiet? Perhaps Shearergol came across a wee bit aggressive...

Fuck me. Sorry about this, TT'ers... I'm not particularly religious but let's just pray N-O is back up and running very very soon.

Looks like someone's got himself a new avatar. Well done ewerk.

Try dating real women

So is that the base or is the cheesy bit ginger and choc chip? Made the base with ginger snaps instead of digestives, and folded chocolate chips into the normal topping. Yum.. Now that sounds good. More birds should do chick stuff like cooking. I don't know what's wrong with me. I was hand-washing the cashmere jumper at 6.30 this morning. Have I woken up in the 1950's? I'll be making broth next Don't forget to blow the milkman when he calls...

I'm presently househunting...so this site is fo' sho' a H-to-tha-E-to-the-L-to-that-Pizzle mothafucka: http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=h...operty.co.uk%2F

I wouldn't listen to Gemmill's opinions on whether a film is any good or not. CUltural equivalent of an amoeba that lad.

Boys killed by Underground train Two young boys have been hit and killed by a London Underground train in Barking in east London. British Transport Police said they were part of a group of boys who had been writing graffiti in a depot late on Friday night. They were spotted by depot security staff and ran off - but two of them were hit by a District Line train entering the sidings for the night. The circumstances of the incident are under investigation. Security staff called the police when they spotted the boys. But police say their officers do not chase people in these circumstances because of the dangers from trains and electrified equipment. Story from BBC NEWS: http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/1/hi/engl...don/6258337.stm

No nomination for Borat? Yakshemash...is not nice!

You try and help people out, and all you get is them pissing and shitting back in your face. You been watching German porn again? Who? Me or 2J? I don't watch porn. I make it.

Anyone else who wants to have a bit of a laugh at the funniest NUFC fans to appear on a TV set anywhere ever should tune in now.

Think so. My mate was telling me all about it and I was only half listening but you can work it to your advantage big time and get very decent returns, e.g. buy a new phone from Carphone Warehouse via Quidco and get 10% back...or get £50 off insurance with MoreThan etc. Worth looking at.

About as pointless as the "s" on your keyboard, apparently. I've noticed since you've been on here more recently you're turning into Alex. As if. He's about 4 foot shorter and 12 stone lighter.

About as pointless as the "s" on your keyboard, apparently.