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Donny will get stick when he leaves. Its the same with every player they sign, shite or nearly shite. 'Canny signing him marra. Real Madrid were after him the knaas marra'. When they get the push, the same makem will say 'Fuckin shite him. I've never rated him marra'. Sad Makem Bastards.

The Dutch pressurised which caused the bollocks let's not forget. You're very lucky having me highlighting such incidents.

I've only Anonymous. Dickford. One early fumble. Rushed towards the ball after Barkley's bollock and Stones bollock. He should have rushed back to his goal. Don't defend the makem bastard, watch the incidents again.

If it wasn't for the cockney press, Rice wouldn't be anywhere near an England squad. The new 'Ray Wilkins'. They're trying to blame tiredness. Delph and Stones aren't regulars for their clubs and Kane has hardly kicked a ball in two months. Outclassed.

You're right. When ever I come across highlights of women's football, I look at the actions of the keepers, and they do seem to be hopeless. They're usually useless at taking goal kicks or kicking out of their hands. Strange, very strange.

Any news on Microsoft's future involvement?

Winter Song. Cracking song. Rod Clements lives in Rothbury.

When will the makems admit that its 'job done' with reference to Donny coming in solely to make a killing. We can only hope the latest yank messiah does the same, and fucks off just before they go into administration. Just wait for the meltdown when they are linked with St Mirren and Falkirk players.

Donny conned them from day one. He bragged they would piss the league with a total of 100 points. Ellis FTM Short flashed the cash, they bought shite, and down and down they went. Does the new yank realise that wearing an FTM badge will get you immediately in their goods books. An an anti-NUFC comment will also help.

This yank, like the last yank, will soon find out that the makems are absolute shite and class a win over us a successful season.

Microsoft. Remember where you heard it first.

I remember 3 bursts of speed against us in one game at SJP.

Nowt but respect for the job he did.

I thought you'd be interested in the correct lyrics. Gan on, sing it again.

I would say so.

Probably because they are bigger names

David Moyes' first signing for us.

They're looking for 11 makems for their Hall of Fame. What about.. Moyes Lee Clark Chopra. The Coalman Milton Nunez (not the footballer, the one the makems bought) Ellis FTM Short. Wearside Jack ( Not the useless clown they have as manager) Di Fanti ( that buffoon of a Director of Football who signed 20 + shite players for the makems) A Johnson Titus Bramble Mr L McMenemy

They never rated Jordan and thought they'd taken Liverpool's eyes out when they sold him for £20m. Now the sad fuckers love him. MLF you know. Worst accent in the Premier League

We've had a number of World Cup winners. Ardiles, Jack Charlton and Guivarch.

He's here, he's there, he's shagging Danny Behr, Ferdinand Ferdinand.

Makes you do The Robot. Crouch must have been on it then.

The way Fatty works, it wouldn't surprise me if NUFC have a 20 year contract to advertise Sports Direct

The makems who wanted to go up, aye.

I'm now hearing makems say they're glad then never went up. 'We're not ready yet'. 'Things aren't in place on and off the pitch'. So why the fuck did they not cheer Charlton's goals.