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NUFC 0 v 2 Everton Cisse will be shit

You all know my posts are well worth reading,that's why you read them,and somtimes so so funny. 5/6 are the odds on both us and the Saints to win this weekend,but i cannot see it happening. Now that was funny. Yesterday i opened a tin of Tesco own brand evaporated milk,only to find it was full of milk.I'm taking it back for a refund this afternoon I'm on a roll now.

They were bragging not so long ago that we had nowt to play for,which was correct,and they did have something to play for,which was also correct,so in the mind of those makems,they wouldn't change places with us.

Maybe a return to the 3rd tier

I cannot see us buying anyone who is a proven Premier League player.We won't pay the transfer fee nor the wages,so back to the french league with fingers crossed they can step up to the plate.

He'll go to another London club for £15m at least.

Knowing our luck,we'll finish 5th and Chelsea or Man Utd will win the CL

I think JFK was brought in so Pardew had to go through him,and not someone nearer to Ashley.JFK was sacked because he got his € and £ mixed up

That may have been so if i had said Chippington.Like me,a bit too quick on the keys.

Luuk de Yuk

Why invest £20m to earn another couple of million by finishing a couple of places higher.We are a business arm of Sports Direct.

Canny fish shop just off the roundabout,or is that classed as Chppington.

Fulham 3 v 1 NUFC

For the third goal the Tottenham keeper decided the best way to stop the shot was by using the Krul method,palm it to an opposing player.

There was an article in yesterday's Sun regarding a failed planning application from King Kev for an extention on his house in a village to the east of Morpeth.I never knew he was living back in Northumberland.Any idea where his house is.

I expect commentators to say a foul is a foul and a dive is a dive,whichever team or player is guilty.

Surely there must be more to it than Shearer saying Pardew should be sacked.

They never see anything wrong from an english team and everything wrong from the opposition.The Arsenal player had two attempts,and succeeded twice, to foul Robben for the pen.Oxley-Chamberlein has took over from Walcott as the cockney press's flavour of the month and their number 1 choice for the wide right position in the England team for Brazil.

On BBC local radio phone in last night,Steve Harper,Gabbiodini and the programme presenter were discussing where Pardew would watch the Fulham game.A pub on the Kings Road was mentioned,as was the BBC studios and the Match Of The Day studios alongside Shearer.Harper replied to the latter possibility ` Eddie Hearn ( boxing promoter ) would be interested if that happened' then laughter from the three of them.I never realised there is a serious problem between Pardew and Shearer.

Good old `Arry.Attempting to do another `Portsmouth'

I wonder how many had already booked their hotels and travel for the semi

That's what i put

Outclassed No fight Poyet sat clueless when it turned to shite He pushed a steward Ref was to blame,and Pardew,Taylor,Shearer,Ant and Dec,Jimmy Nail,Basil Hume,Wor Jackie etc etc.

Thats near enough for makems.What about those hilarious t-shirts

They're blaming the ref ,now who would have thought that.