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If PSG were offering £250 a week he wouldn't have gone,and neither would Carroll to Liverpool on that money

And up you pop again with nowt to say.

A tad too early celebration methinks.

Carroll was after his first big money contract and Liverpool were the team to give him it.If no team other than Hartlepool had come in for him at £100,000 a week he would have signed for them,and so would all of us in his position.

Has the drink drivers magic carpet broken down

Winning one of the derbies ( cup finals to makems ) and relegation is acceptable,winning two and successive relegations are acceptable.Strange but true.

After witnessing the defeat to Brucey's Hull,i don't think Hodgson will be assuring places in his world cup squad for Johnson,Ginger Brown and Ginger Colbeck.

Why were they singing in a `Micky Gray' posh accent. Plenty shit from them regarding getting to Wembley and what they're going to be eating but nowt about the tonking that awaits.

I'd take a 3 v 0 defeat now and a point against Tottenham on Wednesday.I don't expect us to trouble their keeper in 90 mins

Because we don't have one they want one, then they can say they have one and we don't.SMB

I hope this isn't 3rd time unlucky for some of the loyal 100,000 fans sunlun have always had.When they reached the FA Cup final in 1992,100,000 turned up at the Joker Park turnstiles for the 3rd round tie againt Port Vale and 84,436 failed to get in .The attendance that day was 15,564. 5 months prior to the 1973 cup final,100,000 travelled to Joker Park for the league game against Hull but only 11,141 saw the game.I have to be honest,i shed a tear at the time for the 89,859 who were locked out. Wembley should increase the capacity to 300,000 before May's FA Cup Final because sunlun's current 100,000 loyal fans might jump to 200,000 when they reach the final.

£15,000 a week plus no doubt a canny pay-off.A drop in the ocean to Ashley and maybe a shrug of the shoulders and on to the next bollock.

If NUFC signed a striker who shot everytime he got the ball he would probably end up top scorer and we would probably get relegated.Like football,cricket is a team game,and you cannot have one player doing what he wants.I cannot comment on his reported disruption in the dressing room as i am not aware what happened.

The big difference between the team's last week was one didn't want to lose.I know it sounds obvious but if you hate losing you have a better chance of winning.Do any of our players ever look upset when we concede a goal,apart from Krul.

The bloke who fumigated the seats the makems were in could have sold Cabaye for £20m to PSG.It didn't take a DoF to do it.

I have sympathy with the 100,000 loyal fans who were locked out of the earlier tie against Southampton.The game was a 15,996 sell out.The only way to stop this ticket fiasco is to increase capacity at the sos to 200,000.

So the finders of his phones had a quick look at his missed calls,messages and voice mail before returning it.

So no cup bonus then.Pardew must have been right pissed off when our league form was being affected by our Europa Cup run.

Hold on a minute.Maybe JFK is on one of those zero hour contracts that Ashley likes and he will be back when the next transfer window opens.

He'll soon realise he is expected to jump 20 feet into the air to win headers

Don't buy merchandise,food and drink at the ground, and don't buy a programme.I would never suggest not going to the match though.

Not investing and surviving every season is good enough for Ashley.

No answers to uneasy questions say more than obvious answers to the normal post match questions.One question that should have been asked was this ` Alan Johnson scored in the 23rd minute.Why didn't you drag that cowardly cunt Santon off in the 24th minute'

For us to challenge the top 4 we would need to spend £150m so thats out the question.I think i'm right in saying every place in the Premier League is worth £800,000.If Ashley had handed over the Cabaye money,we would still finish either 8th or 9th, so why invest £20m to secure another £800,000 by `guaranteeing' an 8th place finish.Southampton will claim 8th place because we will struggle to average a point a game from the 14 games left.With Cabaye gone,our creativity will have to come from HBA or hoofs from the back resulting in opposition mistakes.

Santon must go Colo will go Shola must go Sammy must go De Jong don't know Jonas must go Remy may go A massive overhall will be needed this summer if Pardew accepts i am right so a busy summer ahead for JFK