Andrew

When did this supposedly happen? Nothing in their list of results.

Mad to sell him, we looked to lightweight up front against Fulham, we've no other strikers with a physical presence

What's the deal with Paul dummet?

Aarons on for colback, Anita pushed back to the middle

Perez isn't going to do well in this division if he remains this much of a tart.

Balls

Stone wall

Aluko isn't as good as his sister.

They were a bottom half championship club before losing their best 2 players this summer. We've not beaten them yet though.

Anita is working hard and picking out some decent cross field balls. Not quite on the same wavelength as the others playing it quick and short though.

Last man? Red?

Because they were a yoyo club and we were completely mental

Villa have signed Ross McCormack, good signing, scores for fun in the championship even with a god awful Fulham team. Also handy that our first opponents main goal threats McCormack and Dembele both left them this summer.

Scott airfield from the wing for burnley, a less good Ritchie tbh. They were just functional in the middle, Jones and Barton most of the time. We've got plenty to win this league I think, even without any more in.

what the fuck is that?

Well, at least you're self-aware

We haven't played these since they went down in 13/14 according to some website I'm on now. These are shit now though and have finished 17th and 20th in the last two years. Ross McCormack has been their top scorer in that time with 38 goals in 89 league matches but he may be leaving the club with Norwich reportedly interested. Newcastle 0 - KCG 1 - Tom, ToonMarshy, The Mighty Hog, Kitman, OTF, angrysteve, ChezGiven, Holden McGroin,gpirlo68, Renton 2 - ewerk, David Kelly, Rayvin, Dougle, @yourservice, StoneColdStephenIreland, The Fish,PaddockLad, tooner, Dickie, Geordie1973, Sir Bob Almighty!, AJack, Noelie, barnabox,acrossthepond, wykikitoon, Howay, trophyshy 3 - Happy Fac e, Monkeys Fist, Anorthernsoul, Andrew, scoobos, trooper, ohhh_yeah, McFaul ,Ausman, strawb, zico martin, JonGoodwyn, Bryn5 4+ Haydnator, Christmas Tree Fulham 0 - ewerk, Kevin Carr's Gloves, Andrew, Haydnator, trooper, The Fish, McFaul , Dickie, Sir Bob Almighty!, wykikitoon, strawb, Howay 1 - Happy Face, Tom, David Kelly, Monkeys Fist, Anorthernsoul, Rayvin, Dougle, scoobos, The Mighty Hog, ohhh_yeah, StoneColdStephenIreland, Kitman, OTF, tooner, Geordie1973,angrysteve, AJack, Ausman, barnabox, acrossthepond, ChezGiven, Christmas Tree , Holden McGroin, zico martin, gpirlo68, JonGoodwyn, Bryn5, Renton 2 - @yourservice, PaddockLad, Noelie, trophyshy 3 - ToonMarshy

Honestly reckon dogs are a massive pain in the bollocks. My other halfs parents have 2 that we look after when they go on holiday and that is more than enough dog for me. Depends on the dog and the house and you but you can't leave them alone for all that long which is a massive inconvenience when planning a night out or away or whatever, espeially if youve no one to come and take care of them for you

Class Surprisingly few freekicks in there though like.

Word of warning, they are nothing like the films. They are still really good reads though

I'm a big fan of the series, despite the third being a bit of a mess. Always considered Supremacy to be the best one myself. Have you read the books? Probably the most important American novels of the last 40 years.

That wasa lot of fun to catch up on, off out for a walk now!

They were probably too busy playing Pokemon

Currently 18 I neither live or work in the best places for it though. Forces me to go out wandering a bit further afield