Sonatine

Take your pick, or not as the case may be... http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/premier-league-free-transfers-full-9213294

Mad, staring eyes that one

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/mar/02/qpr-football-league-ffp-negotiations Interesting times head for QPR I guess...

That's fucking shocking

Aren't the Football League gonna hammer them for breaking FFP rules when they're back down in the Championship? Still, you'd think they would have learned their lesson of not signing shite, overpaid and over the hill mercenaries the last time....

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/generalelection/hours-after-the-election-the-dwp-says-it-is-looking-to-cut-a-disabled-access-to-work-scheme-10237191.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3074118/Newcastle-fastest-kamikaze-ride-world-people-hate-need-balls-steel-insists-Steven-Taylor.html Just when you think things couldn't get any worse, this divvy does an interview....

Glad to see they've already got their new jobs lined up...

Look at the state of the divvy cunt, man. Surprised he can manage his own arse to shite, let alone a football club

Excellent

Will push ahead with those boundary reforms the Lib Dems wouldn't back him on last time too I'd wager.

When the most interesting thing you can say about someone is that they are called Balls, you know they've got problems.

One bit of good news for me, Tom's at his best when he's doing slash your wrist songs...

Most interesting thing of the day so far is #DogsAtPollingStations trending on twitter

Errol Brown bread

Like Alex said, these things come in threes