Sonatine

These Adam Johnson jokes are getting old now. Which is probably why he doesn't like them

The fucking state of him man

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/davide-santon-hits-back-claims-9023550

He had plenty to say when Chris Hughton got the elbow, only to take a job here shortly afterwards. The guys a fucking embarrassment but is too fucking thick to know it

Jigsaw, although the less said about Mr Noseybonk the better. Stuff of nightmares that fella

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-says-newcastle-united-8989567 Charver fast becoming even more of a gobshite than Pardew ever was, too fucking thick just to wind his neck in and keep his trap shut.

Funny that the Clarkson fans on twitter are reacting the same way as the little girls crying about one those fuckers leaving One Direction

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/03/25/oisin-tymon-fracas-jeremy-clarkson-sacked_n_6939644.html?ncid=tweetlnkukhpmg00000001

Cockeyed Mala

Just in time to get a new manager in before the derby for the bounce effect, not that they'll need it with Charver in charge.

https://twitter.com/SciencePorn/status/576534791769718785