Sonatine

There's some wronguns around, no doubt about it.

http://payaso-de-mierda.blogspot.co.uk/2018/04/gone-for-burton.html

That lads shit was slightly less rancid too I reckon.

What a time to be alive

The good people of Wearside have no luck with people called Jack it would seem

Mad, staring eyes. All I can see is his mad staring eyes.

Probably already on the lash

The only thing that could have made it sweeter was if the linesman was the ghost of Jimmy Hill.

No doubt he'll wash up somewhere in the Championship, stinking of Lynx Africa and with his silver mane coated in far too much hair gel for a man of his advancing years

Aye, but it's always good to get a reminder. Not good for the poor cunts that get saddled with him as manager, but you know what I mean