Sonatine

We can hope....

I was watching Avengers: Endgame on Disney +, legit forgot this game was on

There's some scruffy fuckers about now mind, shitting in boxes...

Alive alive oh, Alive alive oh, Stephen Ireland's two grannies, Alive alive oh...

The late, great Clive James said "She never lets the words or melody get in her way. She is us, without the fear of failure."

That's always the risk with signing freebie players I guess. If they've run their contract down once before, they'll probably be more than happy to do it again.

He's only won 2 games since saying that

You'd think they'd have learnt their lesson by now like

Mad giving him the gig in the first place

Pretty sure that's his default setting anyway. Just needed Joelinton to whip off a mask and reveal it was actually Pogba who scored the goal to set him into full meltdown.

The state of Carroll

If it's the Cat Treat-Nonce thing, it was doing the rounds on Twitter earlier

"Used fish tank anyone? Only one careful owner."