Sonatine

And standing next to Rooney would make most people look a bit slimmer too

£2-3 million payoff for Moyes according to various sources, not too shabby for 9 months work tbf.

The biggest gig of his life reduced down to 2 sentences, harsh

Moyes may have been crap pretty much from day one for Man United, but this has been handled pretty shabbily imo.

Twitter abuzz with noises that Moyes has gone\is going the journey...

Special emphasis on the gut tbf.

Not my favourite actor tbf, just something about him. Billy Bob Thornton is in it too, so hopefully he can balance it out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr8Wn1Mwwwk

The Fargo tv series starts tonight on C4, should be worth a viewing going by reviews so far.

#NUFC v @SwansOfficial (3-4-1-2): Krul; Coloccini, Williamson, Dummett; Anita, Gosling, Tiote, Gouffran; de Jong; Cisse, Sh Ameobi #NEWSWA

#NUFC v @SwansOfficial (3-4-1-2): Krul; Coloccini, Williamson, Dummett; Anita, Gosling, Tiote, Gouffran; de Jong; Cisse, Sh Ameobi #NEWSWA

Here's hoping we hit double figures before the seasons end

#DareToPardew trending atm https://twitter.com/search?q=%23DareToPardew&src=tren

https://vine.co/v/M1zOA7zBm0I

Excellente, as the ambassador would say

Up in court for fraud by the sounds of it

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