Sonatine

George Caulkin ‏@CaulkinTheTimes9m Jesus. Wonga clapperboards on every seat. #football

Good lad that Caulkin fella

http://www.buzzfeed.com/kimberleydadds/iconic-famous-people-re-imagined-as-star-wars-characters-is 1. Michael Jackson as Wicket the Ewok.

Soon be time for Jim White to whip himself up into a frenzy. He's aged well tbf

Look at the state of the haggard old cunt, doubt he can even get his own name right

Inflation adjusted record transfer fees.... http://tomkinstimes.com/2014/01/transfer-records-and-why-they-mata/

http://games.usvsth3m.com/which-obscure-member-of-a-britpop-band-are-you/ I'm the squat faced bassist of Supergrass

Obsidian are doing a new one now, sort of a spiritual successor and whatnot. https://eternity.obsidian.net/

Gourmet dining marra.

True enough. Had one where I was about to go down on Frankie from the Saturdays, but I had to go look for my specs so I could see what I was doing and annoyingly woke up. Really need to save up for laser eye surgery

Wasn't that deal due to run out then anyway?

Just 5 points separating Hull in 10th and Cardiff who are bottom. Some shite in this league mind

Just read an article saying the cast of 12 Years A Slave should clean up at the Oscars - awful that people still think like that in 2014

Didn't take the Citeh fans long to start acting like their Manc cousins, tramps one and all.

Simon Bird ‏@simonbirdmirror18m Which one of you is Manuel Pellegrini?Strange role reversal today: Me: "Manuel, Alan Pardew called you an "old c+++" how did that feel? #jfk

The bitterness is strong in this one

Pomnishambles.

George Caulkin ‏@CaulkinTheTimes1m The unpaid for Sports Direct advertising hoardings looked particularly gorgeous today, mind. So it's not all bad.

Simon Bird ‏@simonbirdmirror2m At least #nufc and their success-starved fans can now concentrate on the all-important battle for 8th place. #facup

Colour me surprised.