Sonatine

Jammy fuckers getting lucky again?

I think Oscar Wilde summed it up best http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Sunderland Fair amount of bird shit there too, iirc.

That fucking laugh

One dirty cunt defending another

He's Peter Kenyon, minus the charm

From football365's winners and losers section.... Not holding my breath for any of the above to happen

Wonder if Hodgson is going to go a bit loopy again, like when he was managing Blackburn. Didn't he claim a plane flying over the training ground was spying on him or something?

Didn't Nobby have his house repossessed recently?

Aye, are still probably pissing themselves they got the cash they wanted and the fat man didn't check the books

Think it's the same over here.

BT engineer guy told me to leave it on all the time. When I used to switch it off my speed got knocked down to crappy dial up speeds, something to do with the exchange monitoring the line and thinking I was getting disconnected all the time. So I just leave it on and put it into power save mode now.

Segway to Heaven

I'm not laughing but I can't help seeing the irony in this.... Wasn't this the scooter thing that Hammond was racing around the Top Gear studio last series? Sorry, but I am

2 of our "winnable" home games gone and no points from them, back to hoping for 3 teams worse than us in the league again

Just fill this in

I wonder if there has ever been a prem team that relies so heavilly on one man than the Mackems. Without Bent they may as well just not turn up, they'd be down without question. The guy is a machine, scoring at least 1 in 2 every season in poor teams and his treatment by England has been shocking. Apart from a couple by Gyan this season and an own goal i think Bent has pretty much scored every goal for them. Read somewhere that the Mackems haven't won a game in over a year when he hasn't scored, they'd be screwed without him for sure Yeah i saw that. The guy is just for some reason ignored by England managers, or chucked in very briefly in friendlies and then dumped again. He's the English striker who scores the most goals and he does it in poor teams, he doesn't get the number of chances the likes of Rooney get on a plate from manu. I think he's overlooked firstly because of who he's playing for and secondly i remember some pundit saying its because he doesn't stand out or catch the eye. Ie. he's quick enough, but not lightning fast, he's not a target man in the air type and he's no flair player so people forget about him, but his goals are more than enough for me, he should walk into the England team. Don't think old saggy face Redknapp's comments about him did any good either, with the way the cockney media hang out of his arse.

I wonder if there has ever been a prem team that relies so heavilly on one man than the Mackems. Without Bent they may as well just not turn up, they'd be down without question. The guy is a machine, scoring at least 1 in 2 every season in poor teams and his treatment by England has been shocking. Apart from a couple by Gyan this season and an own goal i think Bent has pretty much scored every goal for them. Read somewhere that the Mackems haven't won a game in over a year when he hasn't scored, they'd be screwed without him for sure

Dodgy accent ahoy