Sonatine

Debt

Don't think he set the league on fire when he was on loan at Stoke iirc. Ah well, better get used to the idea of him leading the attack from next season onwards

Thing is, i think the fuckers genuinely believe they've been hard done by and none of what has happened since they took over is their fault

Ironic or accurate? You decide

love bone

Got caught shagging Captain Lager by his missus too, iirc.

Danny B shaping up to be a haggard cunt by the looks of things

Jimmy Saville

pot

Ket Proper old skool term

Was looking well haggard on the touchline, best to get out before he pops his clogs i think.

Have they changed the voting system this year? I know there was talk about it after last years usual eastern european points carve up. Anyway, it will take a lot to better this classic from 2006. You can't go too wrong with a fat bald bloke going mental.

Doctor

Sociology

Go for the leave of absence method. Tell your boss you're stressed and you need some time to think. Buy a plane ticket to Brazil and send an email when you return letting them know you are weighing your options. They should get shot of you after that. Easy

That crying Chelsea kid made my day

Lucky he didn't follow NUFC or he'd have been long dead and buried

Aye, got crocked playing for Derby and was out for ages, career pretty much went tits up after that.

Deserve's Got Nothing To Do With It

Stuart Maconie writes a nice column in the Mirror, and he once said on of the things he likes most about America is the people who say "have a nice day", even if they don't mean it, because as soon as he lands back in Britain he'll get told to fuck off by someone who does

http://www.lflus.com/index1.html My moneys on the Denver Dream, but i'll be keeping a close eye on the Tampa Breeze too http://www.lflus.com/denverdream/index.html http://www.lflus.com/tampabreeze/index.html

What a bargain buy he's been, either injured, suspended or in jail

Best to be vigilant though, so I've got a sty on each eye. Nothing a tube of oinkment wont cure.