Sonatine

Dirty Harry Taxi Driver Enter the Dragon

REM - Murmur Still sounds great after 25 years

Looks awesome

Shirt matches his hair, which is slightly worrying

Patti Smith - Dancing Barefoot

Excellent choice, was listening to the remastered edition of Steve McQueen the other day

You take his spoons away, he be cryin' like a baby. Muthafucking spoon lover!

Been thinking of building my own, just not sure i can be arsed if i'm totally honest Just want something cheap and cheerful that'll last me a couple of years before i need to upgrade again. My current PC cost an absolute fortune from Alienware and 3 years down the line is looking a bit crappy

Anyone bought a PC from http://www.pcspecialist.co.uk/ or http://www.overclockers.co.uk/index.php in the past, and if so were they any good? Got my current machine from Alienware, and while it was a nice piece of kit i'm looking for something a bit cheaper this time around

no, worse than that, he wanted Phil Collins — his all time favourite! hanging is too good for him. I can hear Pancake shagging Gerrards wife, oh lord.

Lass at work was saying this wasn't funny, i disagree

Is that the same Kelmsley whose own investments have gone tits up? Surely a man worth taking advice from.....

Pouring down here. Pissio.

I thought the only peeps that went to Burtons were charvas up in front of the Judge for first time

Haggard old scrote should be grateful for a nice little pension from Ashley and keep his gob shut.

Crazy money

This poor git makes the chef from the Muppet Show look competent, although anyone copying that tit Blumenthal kind of deserves what's coming to them.

Crisps 1) Walkers Sensations Thai Sweet Chilli 2) Walkers Sensations Roast Chicken and Thyme 3) Brannigans Roast Beef and Mustard (No idea if you can still buy these but they were lush) 4) Pickled Onion Monster Munch 5) Square Crisps, plain Honorable mention goes to Sensations Balsamic Vinegar and Roast Onion, posh pickled onion basically. Words 1) Pleb 2) Haggard 3) Fucking 4) Cunt 5) Eclectic

Mazzy Star - Fade Into You

Not sure they could pull it off over here, but there are some mugs around