Sonatine

I think I can pinpoint the exact moment it all went tits up for Bojo....

Thought that was Steven Seagal for a second. The man with the fighting style of a convulsing marionette trying to brush cracker crumbs off the face of a second convulsing marionette.

The best part is, you can pretty much guarantee that none of the above actually happened

Also funny that he's named Pincher when he's been touching people up.

Someone half your age if you're lucky

Last thing he wants to be doing is talking about going to court with that nonces tache.

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2022/jun/30/family-of-captain-sir-tom-moore-face-formal-inquiry-into-charity-setup Wrong 'uns from the start

Misread that as Dibble and immediately thought about Top Cat.

She might get the Epstein treatment and get out in a box.

The skin of his latest victim?

Should have used this one