Happy Face

The Phsyco remake is sublime. Shot for shot identical to the original, no point in it whatsoever.

Which ones are then? I reckon A Fistful of Dollars is better than Yojimbo and Scarface (De Palma) is better than Scarface (Hawks).

Actually......she's pretty stunning! 71090[/snapback] Day 14 = Perfection

Tremors £2.99 Best bargain you'll ever find tbh

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Agreed

thats going a bit far! Bear with me on this one.. One of my mates works with a lad whos best mate used to go out with young Cheryl. Apparently he has an assortment of photies that if published would cause no end of embarrassment. Just for you Smooth he also told him she was partial to something the Sun would describe as an unnatural sex act. 70851[/snapback] with such a reliable source you want to add "FACT!"

Is your cock rotten like? Personally I clean my chap regularly so I'm not conerned about the layers of bacteria you have to contend with. More dirt on the door handle tbh. Best thing to do is use the automatic door shutter at the top of the door to force it open, rather than touch the manky handle.

You live in a back lane? Poor Sod.

I thought it was already a widely accepted fact. The investigation on channel 4's dispatches had interviews with doctors that were sat on rooftops for hours with patients going through slow painful deaths watching richer people get put in helicopters first. I see it as the most humane thing to do.

I just wear 2 pairs of socks

Maybe a handy guide to the best and worst loos in town is in order. My nominations in 3 distinct categories... Never take a dump in Idols. If you're desparate risk taking a dump in Old Orleans Even if you don't need a dump try to force one out in Fenwicks

Why on earth would anyone shit in public? There's plenty of public lavatories available for use.

Hurrah

Isolee - Wearemonster if you like a bit house (standout track - Schrapnell) Girls Aloud - Chemistry if you like a bit pop (standout track - Racey Lacey) The Rakes - Capture/Release if you like a bit guitar (standout track - 22 Grand Job) MF Doom - MM...Food if you like a bit rap (standout track - Rapp Snitch Knishez)

Benny Goodman - Sing, Sing, Sing Part 1 & 2.

I don't have a single deco up. I have to say though, This is class. If only it were real.

Christmas isn't about Santa, it's about the Romans nailing baby Jesus to the cross for your sins. And celebrating the fact a monk could work out when this happened to the day centuries after the event. I chose to reflect this in my seasonal ava.

Kramer Vs Kramer. I'm in bits

I once bought a toilet roll on it's own and waliked home with it without a plastic bag Crazy days.

And all that's left are those whose craic is a 'Souness Out?' based thread.

If everyone who'd ever said they wanted Souness out stopped posting there'd only be Obi left posting on N-O.

The Lavender Hill Mob - Most entertaining. I'm always amazed by Alec Guiness. The way he spaeks in this is bizarre, I don't know how he gets his mouth into that weird postion. Before Sunrise - I enjoyed it on the whole, but I can't decide if Ethan Hawke was brilliant or shit. He sounded like he was reading his lines out loud, but I guess that was true to the character using his old stories to get into her knickers. He was totally annoying with it though. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - A good laugh. Johnny Depp was very funny.

It's worth pointing out that Lewis wrote a prequel to The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, called the Magician's nephew. This might explain the nature of Narnia and "deep magic" somewhat. Having said that though, it isn't much cop if you aren't a kid. The later stories are much more your standard fantasy tales and are all the better for it imo. The last book though, called the last battle, is basically a christian jizz fest. It depicts armageddon, and Susan goes to hell for not "believing" in Narnia any more...... 69322[/snapback] 69324[/snapback] *SPOILERS* (Sorry Gejon, I'd be amazed if they made a film of the last book mind) Did you not see that that the death of Aslan was basically the crucifixion of Christ? 69326[/snapback] Probably not, apparently it's gay to look for metaphors in a film.

found one small enough... Fairs cup final second leg