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... and on tabs. As with every summer I went without, being only a match day smoker for the past 5 years and a ten a day man before that. Didn't have any for the West Ham game though. So think I'm done.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/people-who-highlight-minor-grammar-points-are-amazing-2013082378916 One to be referenced against anyone playing the grammar card. The least effective argumentative card in foruming.

You can get a nexus 4 for £159 now. Is there any news on the new model?

But enough about ant and his sleep trouble. Rob h, I think you should talk to someone too.

Just catching up with this thread. Brilliant place this like. Mint that a young lad feeling he has no-one to take him seriously can admit whats going on in his life to a load of strangers with a degree of anonymity and get some wise advice, hopefully providing his first step to a full recovery. Best of luck with it mate. Don't let us be the only people you talk to if it's made you feel a little better. Make sure you parlay the moment of candour and speak to professionals. Best of luck.

In my view, it's understood between Pardew and Ashley that the ONLY requirement on Pardew is to survive in the league. He got an 8 year deal and won't be fired in those 8 years as long as we are on the top flight (outer outside of the relation places). Pardew is happy with that long term contract, and minimal expectations. He'll not rock the boat insisting on any further funds or better depth and the added pressure for improved performance that comes with it. Still just trying to be West Brom.

There is a massive risk in speculating on expensive players, if it doesn't come off. Liverpool arsenal and spus are all chasing one champions league spot and if we went into that mix the chances of any of us making it are reduced again. The uefa is scant reward financially, more of a punishment in terms of the cost to your season. The biggest prize in football for those not challenging at the very peak is not an fa or league cup, or qualification to the uefa or selling players you got cheap for big money even. It is surviving in the top flight ... Or promotion to it. Ashley's eyes are firmly on that prize alone. Relegation is an acceptable though regrettable risk. Bouncing back is the only essential thing.

The spirits have spoken on Newcastle future.

Ah well, still a giggle off the scousers.

2 was bad enough. Pity they've pulled one back.

Still waiting for virgin anywhere on android.

Mine got his little newborn strip this week. Some things are more important than Mile Ashley. He'll be long gone when my lad is watching us lift the premier league title under the management of Skills* Ameobi. * spell check changed it... But I left it as it's apt.

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I stopped updating the Ashley lies blog because he and llambias left it all to Pardew so there weren't really any lies coming out if the club. No evidence of any lies recently either is there?

Listen to the experts. Iphone - 4 stars HTC One - 4 Stars Nokia Lumia - 4 Stars Nexus 4 - 4.5 Stars S4 - 4.5 Stars http://reviews.cnet.co.uk/mobile-phones/best-smart-phones-49298954/ One of those 2 most highly rated phones is £239, the other is £430. Easy decision.

It wasn't like they'd had sex long before. It was the same sex session... just a second helping. Not even the victim contends it wasn't consensual. Her only concern is he didn't wear a blob. Anyway. It's not a crime of international scale so not one I am particularity interested in discussing. It's a side show. Hyped up to deflect the embarrassment he has caused dozens of governments.

All power to you chaps. The more people that vote with their feet the better. I still enjoy a matchday personally. Was like a kid at christmas on Saturday morning

Being asleep is not the same as being unconscious. I think it's normal to instigate foreplay with someone who you are dozing alongside, and that leading to some champion sleepy sex. I can't imagine anyone mounting a lass and her waking up half way through in horror... then throwing a party for her attacker the next day... As miss A did for Assange.

Exactly. We were shitting ourselves about both wings before the game. Our full backs are hardly solid yet and the wingers we played aren't renowned for hard work. Expected West Ham to pummel us out wide. Never really happened though.

Would be interested to see how he arrives at 60m in spending in they past 2 years.

In what sense? Cardiff play more long balls than we were last season. We have got the ball on the ground and tried to play football this season. It's a catch 22 that the fans put Pardew in. He could take the criticism of our style and grind out results with long ball tactics. He's clearly trying to instill a passing game on the team though, following criticism of his long ball game last year. It's a lot harder to pull off in the short term.

Not sure why that's been prompted after the west hall game. Jarvis burnt him for pace once, but otherwise he was solid. People need to keep in mind the first seasons coloccini and Enrique had. Getting up to the pace of English football is not immediate. Let's have some patience.

Disappeared about the same time as Telly Savalas off the telly died.

Not sure how you're describing a different game. Booing at the substitution and the final whistle. Only difference of opinion is whether it was justified. We didn't even know what people were booing so couldn't see what justified it.