Monroe Transfer

Not any more.

What happened to that Australian law against small breasts in porn (because it can look too much like child porn or something)?

He's a great age. A player for now, not the future.

http://www.newsnow.co.uk/h/Sport/Football/Premier+League/Newcastle+United Bookmark it.

Who?

You might as well just read the text interview with him. Pretty much everything from his video interview is quoted on there. He speaks no English so you would just be listening to a translator and seeing him shake a few hands.

I'd absolutely love it if we finished higher than them. I'd love to see the look on Enrique's face if we do that.

Will someone buy Ant a prostitute and a gram of Colombia's finest?

New contracts for Colo, Ba and Guthrie > any new signings in the summer.

Gold. To be fair I know that lad and so does Besty. He's bound to be taking the piss there. That's what I was thinking tbh. Couldn't take it seriously for a second, hence why I was laughing that MT seemed to have swallowed it. Funny post either way (and not a dig at you either by the way, Tecato). Offence taken. It was gold-worthy regardless of who said it and I had a feeling it might be from one of our lot because of the nature of it. And on the other hand it's RTG - stranger things have happened on there.

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showpost.php?p=11672890&postcount=300 Gold.

C'mon every team that is playing against Ivory Coast and Senegal! Hopefully Tiote will get himself sent off in the first match.

Tavernier getting rave reviews too. Ferguson back from injury. The likes of Streete and Campbell for the future.

Marveaux will be back in a couple of months, and Santon is progressing very quickly and becoming a real attacking threat. Which can only help Jonas. Pardew really giving the impression that Ben Arfa will start more often going by his comments, so either RW or in attacking 3. Good times.

Which is probably true. Most people have no idea who he is or have ever seen him play. I hope he's great but I'll wait to see what he can do before getting carried away. I think most people - on here at least - are well aware of who he is because we were linked with him in the summer. Even then, the money we paid for him, the shirt number he's been given and most importantly the amount of goals he's scored would give any fan a reason to be excited, would they not?

So how will he complement our strikeforce/team? What are his main attributes (in comparison to Ba as well)? I know little about him other than his excellent stats.

Come on then Leazes, what do you make of us spending £10m on Cisse?

Already had someone have a go at me for being excited about his arrival, apparently because "no-one knew of him till today unless they're a follower of Freiburg/the Bundesliga" (something along those lines).

Even MS Paint lets you resize images.

Nolan Roux set to sigh for Lille.

Is this 'our' Wacky? http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showpost.php?p=11675813&postcount=94

Just seen this one, it's even worse http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=664497

Best is 24 man! Younger than both Tiote, Cabaye, Cisse and Ba! And let's not forget he's shite! what do we want from our 3rd/4th choice striker? 6 goals in 9 last season 4 this season so far 4 in 17 this season is hardly impressive. He's not premiership quality but I'm not too arsed if he's only 4th choice. It's him being first or second choice that pisses me off! How many of those appearances were as a sub though?

Craig: "Still no official word, invited us in to training ground, medical work being rushed through because Cisse has to head back to ACN".

SSN NOW for a look at Charlotte Jackson's ample cleavage.