Monroe Transfer

Next time just make a jovial comment about his reasonably high gamerscore and how much of a nerd he must be to have attained it.

At some point I'll enter the last post number into this random number generator - http://andrew.hedges.name/experiments/random/ - and whatever number (post) is chosen is what I'll go with. Like a lottery, but with the worst prize you could possibly think of.

Exactly why would you take the word of anyone on here over a qualified optician?

How do you know what their wages are? edit. or what Stevie and Semi said

I didn't see anyone saying it did.

Anyone else read the entire article searching for a NUFC reference?

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We'll drop down to 7th if Liverpool win, so come on Fulham.

I'm almost certainly more optimistic about the club now than you are, so that won't work.

Let's face it, Tecato is pretty stupid (I even though so 5 years ago when I registered here, but I just liked the way it sounds). Suggest some names at me and you may well find your suggestion taking pride of place above Bubbles for years to come (or when I decide on a new username).

Didn't actually think you'd get offended by that post tbh, hence the banter-ish tone. Now stop pretending to be my father, you're scaring the children.

We've not had much luck with Michaels over the years have we.

I love how you randomly use colloquial English words (even Geordie ones) yet get basic phrases wrong. I love how you for some reason find great pleasure in correcting and reflecting on why non-native english speakers get the occational phrase wrong. You must be sitting on your basement computer and wanking over your own language. I cant - even at a second glance - see what is wrong with that sentence, and it doesnt bother me in the slightest. Do you also correct people in real life? You must be a right laugh at parties. Why dont you fancy me with some norwegian sentences - correctly spelled - then? Haway big shite "I could give a flying toss" means you do care/give a toss, which was obviously not your intention given the context of the rest of your post. I could speak Norwegian to you but you'd probably accuse me of using Google Translate - and of course you'd be right. What I do with my basement computer is my business - if you must know I'm in love with a dictionary.

What if you're a woman?

And - shoot me - I don't understand why people are having a go at her for calling it by its official name. Hardly abuse now is it.

I wasn't asking for you to be banned, I'm just agreeing that you and those who bait you and others aren't really contributing to the board.

He's been given numerous chances now. He must have played at least 10 games for us, and has only had a telling contribution in one of them. He's been given more than enough time to build his confidence up. I'd like to think one properly decent performance would be the turning point for him but I can't see such a match occuring. Unfortunately we're lacking other options at the moment, so he'll get more games. Our lack of depth is a serious issue especially given Pardew's reluctance to play reserve players for whatever reason. We knew it would be a problem before the season started, but we all hoped the best starting 11 we have would stay fit long enough for us to be alright. We've hit a bad period in terms of injuries and it's not a surprise to see us struggling a bit with players out of position etc.

Would this place really suffer if you were banned though?

I love how you randomly use colloquial English words (even Geordie ones) yet get basic phrases wrong.

Has he?

Can't believe I sat through the draw for that.

I think it was more to do with tactics/formation and Ben Arfa being the one to be sacrificed more than anything personal towards Ben Arfa. Having 2 proper strikers worked much better for us.

Villa are somewhat surprisingly in joint 8th with 16 points which isn't too bad. They're 7 points off Liverpool in 7th and a full 10 off us in 6th. So McLeish will be going nowhere soon despite how poor they are at the moment. I don't think they were this bad earlier on in the season.