Monroe Transfer

Might as well send him back to Villa, unless you meant you were stoned when you typed this.

Hold on - Shola is facing a fitness test too?

http://www.cs.le.ac.uk/people/nghani/etreport.html

Scooters?

Shocking banter by Leazes here.

Did Best have his way with your mrs or something? edit; You listed Ketsbaia too. Say no more.

Worst thread ever.

Alan Smith.

Carragher got knocked out.

Spends too much time on the drink apparently. With that said, seems to be a common theme for a lot of our younger lot.

What pre-match odds on a 5-0 Stoke win?

Wow.

Birmingham and Stoke, cup winners 2011. And to think I usually want the underdog to win...

Jesus wept, Bolton. Looking like two of the least likable sides in the league will be contesting the final.

Santiago Munez could have done more as well tbh

Would have sold Carroll as well, I see.

Awful journalism/stat analysis. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/...eague-club.html

Desperate for Bolton to win today. Same for Arsenal.

You'll love this. http://twitter.com/DGabsey/status/59437894368104448

Did you say anything to Simpson again Stevie?

I'm content seeing what he can conjure up during the summer, going into next season. The problem is that he's on a long term contract - that Hughton had earned but not been awarded - and I doubt he'll do anything to go against the regime. As long as he keeps us up and tows the party line, I can't see him going anywhere. Of course if he takes us on a bad run and vocal resentment is focused towards him instead of Ashley, I can see Ashley giving into fan pressure by getting rid.

Yeah, he's a cunt for wanting to score a goal. Evil personified, tbh.

Best mascot going too.

They'd both struggle to stay afloat with that much weight on board. The one with Ashley would sink faster though as Llambias would sneak his way on board and would end up meddling with things he doesn't understand.

Quality post.