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Hope he can keep his goal scoring record going. We'll need it to stay up.

First goal since ever. Against a turboshit Championship defence. Obertan justified.

Played the full game. A 2-2 draw away to Arsenal. Utter liability this lad.

Fuck me.

Assist!

GAME Newcastle ‏@GAMENewcastle 8s9 seconds ago Hey @@nufc We now trade in TVs if you want to get rid? Will beat any locals on there trade in price too! #NUFC #TVGate

Matt Smith ‏@ElasticoChop 18s18 seconds ago The screen is now fixed and flapping has stopped form now. Rumours sparked of a 3.45pm KO. #NUFC

Fortunately, I'm nowhere near the ground Just forwarding on info from twitter etc. Will post what I find.

You get what you pay for

Postponed. Inspection of the screen at 3pm. Reckon this is off.

Now

https://vine.co/v/ObmbIXOAUPh No way this goes ahead with that jiving about.

Starts for Hull. We have Obertan.

and Iain Macintosh @iainmacintosh · 31m 31 minutes ago Newcastle are no longer offering food in the press lounge. Just soup. It’s like that is it? Well, if Mike Ashley wanted a war, he's got one.

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 2m minutes ago Stadium opening delayed due to safety concerns over giant iPad scoreboard at the Leazes End #nufc

Aguerooooooooooooooooo Bit special that goal.

Not good enough to face Stoke City, Crystal Palace, Leicester etc. but good enough to face Juventus and Manchester City as well as being called into the French national side :lol: :lol:

Heh, wins the ball from Morata then pings a 50 yard ball straight to Gervinho.

I see Mapou has been deemed worthy enough to start against Juventus

Got lucky today. Swansea should have been 2 or even 3 goals clear by the time Cisse made it 2-2. Might be the result that confirms our relegation.

Wants out. Goodbye, thanks for the graft.

Nah, it isn't just one good game. For a start, Yanga-Mbiwa has been at the heart of a Roma defence who have kept 4 clean sheets in the last 5 league games and managed to prevent Manchester City from scoring in open play yesterday. Those who watched the game last night would have noticed how Mapou marshaled the back line, constantly calling instructions to players either side of him, made a game saving tackle late in the second half and generally played well. He came up against Aguero, Dzeko, Silva, Navas, Toure and co without looking out of place. That's including being utterly superb in possession. And before joining us Mapou captained Montpellier to a surprise league title. I guess there is more evidence than just one good game, eh?

Can't help but think Roma should have signed Mike Williamson instead.

Once we've managed to rid ourselves of Pardew I'd like us to invest all our resources into www.sackandytownsend.com