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strawb

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  1. Usually run out of things to say to each other after 3 days, warn her she is going to burn, end up having a row.
  2. It goes further than large structures like bridges mate. If any of your family live in social housing, get shit boiler checked. The landlord should do it but fuck me what I saw in london would make a hooker blush
  3. I got the worst shits of my life in Marrakesh, genuinely thought I might prolapse.
  4. Our lass has had her colonoscopy and it’s all clear. Thank fuck. Been in James Cook all week with my brother because his fits were out of control, then drove down last night and spent all day today in the arse inspection unit of the MRI. Great week.
  5. I once took my half blind 8 year old bulldog for a walk at a semi rural park in Middlesbrough (i.e - it’s a quiet park, but within 10 minutes you can get a pint of Guinness and burger). Im walking her (read - dragging her) up a hill, we get to the top and over the rise there is 17 (estimate) fully grown (early 20s) men and women (woman) fully decked out in home made (or even worse bought on the internet) elf, dwarf, wizard and warrior gear, swords, shields, armour, capes, the fucking business. They were really going for it, shouting spells at each other and that, I saw a man take a spell and perform a death that Platoon would be proud of. Even the dog stopped to ogle them, and she can’t see shit. I passed an older lad walking his greyhound and he said “seen them cunts up the hill” I just shook my head.
  6. I agree with all that mate. I dunno about the price but like Bournemouth paid 23mill for a kid from Bristol in the summer who has done nowt, palace paid 21 mill for a kid from Blackburn who has done nowt. Even Ruben Loftus Cheek, went for about 19 to Milan and he is dog eggs. Tbh I forgot about him being pure profit due to being home grown, I reckon moyes would pay 25 for him though. Spunked 30 on the free kick merchant who doesn’t even start games over a 6’8” freak
  7. He’s been poor recently but he’s worth more than that
  8. Sorry about your Auntie mush, keep your pecker up.
  9. Oh please invite him onto our Newcastle United board to tell us why we are wrong, with our semi serious jibes about his team. Please, can you?
  10. Not a knee jerk but there are players on our team out of their depth here. Lascelles can’t pass a ball 10 yards, championship level defender. Not a coincidence that he has played more this season and we concede more.
  11. So up against it, against the best team in the world. With a tired and depleted squad of players. We concede two deflections that were routine saves otherwise and come across a homer cunt of a ref. Sums the season up tbh.
  12. I was in the city end when we beat them under Pardew in the cup, was it 1-0? Rolando Aarons I think? If that fucking team can win away at city then this one can too. Will we? I doubt it.
  13. Yeah you’re probably right among the vast majority, they probably do dislike us more. Be useful if Darlo or Hartlepool were higher up so they could have their own local Derby
  14. All my boro mates hate both with a passion, probably because they don’t have a local Yorkshire team to have as rivals. Very one sided from my experience though
  15. Sorry I’ve not read previous posts. my head has fell off recently, you all know I’ve been through the ringer with cancer and my family. Our lass, due to get married in July, has had some abnormal blood results and waiting for a camera/scan. She’s 37 and the healthiest person I’ve ever met. I’ve been here before and I’ve taken it worse than her, feels like I know what’s coming but trying to keep myself together
  16. Hate to break it to you, but people in Boro used all those words too.
  17. I watched the full interview on YouTube and what Howe said was, he was currently planning on Hall being here long term, he believed in him as a footballer but he has things to work on. Sees him as a left back long term. But he hasn’t at the moment hit the requirement for the transfer to be confirmed.
  18. Absolute shite. As was the Martian, read both. Fucker would have been dead within 30 minutes
  19. Comparison is the thief of joy and all that but last season we had a miraculous run with injuries, had barely any I can remember and not any long term ones. Not the case this season. At this point last season we were 10 points better off than we currently are. Not too bad. Admittedly we aren’t playing well at the moment, but that’s mainly down to confidence Imo. Football is such a confidence game it makes a massive difference and you can’t get confident in your game sitting on the treatment table.
  20. 442. Big man, little man, get it forward quick, proper wingers. Like football used to be. Oh we only have one centre forward, never mind.
  21. Galloway ran where I lived in Manchester years ago, he finished last in a majority Asian area. Shock horror
  22. We need to win a game fucking quick, this is minging discourse
  23. All of the draws this season have been shite
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