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This thread is further proof of the dead internet theory

If there’s a report of a withered man found wandering around south Manchester with his cock in his hand soon, yeah she’s in it.

Sorry for your sight loss, must be tough

The lass whose house they are using has only confirmed James Nesbitt, not my type but it takes all sorts.

You know those shite Harlen Coben books they are making into tv shows for bored housewives? They are filming one on our street this week, place is full of “production” people. It’s all mildly exciting

Going out on a limb here but maybe they are waiting until we are a regular qualifier for European competition before they announce sponships, so that the value can be higher than if we weren’t? Mind blowing I know.

Fair enough. Theres a dearth of teams who could afford him imo. Italy - Maybe Napoli France - PSG, currently playing without a proper striker Germany - Bayern, Harry Kane Spain - Real, Mbappe. Barca, broke England - City, Haaland. Liverpool, too many forwards as is but maybe if Salah left. Chelsea, sideways step. Man Utd, won’t be in the champions league. Spurs, ditto. In my view that leaves arsenal, the fact they bid for Watkins instead of even trying for him this month suggests to me they don’t think they could afford him either.

£50 to SBR foundation says he isn’t

Rosemary? Like traditional clay tiles? Depends on loads of stuff, they can easily last a lot longer. If you have a roofer you trust just ask them to have a look for you, it’s easier to know it might need doing in a couple of years than having it fail unexpectedly. Our house was built in 1901, and it needed a whole new roof when we bought it 4 years ago.

Tiles in general last about 100 years (as long as the sub structure is solid). If they have been taken out of production for whatever reason there is very likely to be a replica on the market.

Post a picture of your tiles mush

Man City being shit all season and knocking Madrid out would be pretty funny

Jordan Henderson has gone on strike again to push through a free transfer to Monaco, got to protect that Saudi cash somehow.

Location is absolutely key. There isn’t a stadium in the country in a better location than ours. The obvious comparison is Man City, I’ve been in Manchester for 10 years now and I’ve seen the redevelopment around the area. I’ve been in the home and away end at their new stadium. Ultimately, they have thrown hundreds of millions at it, it’s impressive facilities but it’s a dump. It’s at the arse end of “new Islington” (where I had a flat) which before the stadium had been a horror show unless you were going to sankeys for a couple of pills. The lower capacity, if redesigned well could incorporate more corporate seats (where the real money is), at minimal loss/or increase of normal seating for the regulars, increase the commercial income from extras like drink/food, keep the demand high so we don’t end up with an “emptihad” situation which kills the atmosphere and most importantly keeps us city centre. Could be chatting shit though, I haven’t seen the feasibility reports.

I imagine by bubble wrap they mean like around the Allianz in Munich, it was class when I was there tbf. But I was on the 3rd tier and I couldn’t see shit

Im not in the headspace to add anything useful to the discussion, but our lass is a university lecturer and has been for years. The kids are getting exponentially more stupid, anecdotally.

We should just have Kulusevski off roflham lolspurs when they go down

They’ve been great this season but they were bank rolled out of the lower leagues by an oil and gas Russian, who avoided sanctions by getting British citizenship. So not quite the plucky little under dog story

I’m only seeing motd now, that pass by Murphy for the second was world class. It bounced of Isaks standing foot

Some fucking shocking fits on that stage, M&S continue to do a roaring trade

Nice to see the real Mats Selz today, shit cunt

Got a coke nail on his little finger

Who’s getting the better deal is a mental question tbh mate, we would be losing our manager..

Eh?

Canny bangers on his lass