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Think I shagged her in a hotel in Shields about 2002

Lets hope he hurries up and gets on with it, so you can pack in banging on about it being a possibility

Fucking Burnley paid actual money for Jon Walters from Stoke. Rather have Shola back tbh

I've seen Traore live. Loads of people bang on about his "natural ability that needs fine tuning" or some other shite. The kid is crap. He can't pass a ball five yards, his crossing makes Dummet look like Ginola and he runs down blind alleys all the time. Fast as all fuck mind

Think the lack of links might be on purpose, most of our signings last season weren't linked prior were they?

Cheers for the info lads

Would rather sell Elliot, he is as good as he is going to get and there might be room for Darlow to improve further

Oh and I've earlybirded for primavera next year, last time nearly killed me but it was a class few days

Never done Scandinavia buts on the ever growing list. booked a week in Dubrovnik, last week in August staying in the old town. Know zip about the place but it looks nice

The only team to actually go out of business was Rangers and that was nowt to do with transfer spending. Like I said Im not advocating splashing out loads on average players, I just want Rafa to get the players he wants regardless of cost because it's not my money and I would rather see full Rafa team than a cheaper approximation.

Worse things happen at sea, maybe you can have a fight with your sisters bf again? See how that goes

I completely agree that prices have gone mental. on the other hand, I couldn't give a fuck. A million pounds to me is mental. That prices have risen in place with the TV deal isn't surprising and it's not my money. Bargains and failures will still happen. As long as we get the players Rafa wants I'm not bothered if they cost 2million of 200million

Gave them up when I got cancer mate so it's not a big issue for me

Haven't read the article and I know this is no joking matter but as soon as I drop, alcohol tastes like shite to me. End up drinking Liptons usually

Aye. Think he was expecting it be like "oh you have bowling shoes on, let's be mates" whereas it was "have you seen that fucking scope cunt who wears bowling shoes? Let's be mates and take the piss out of him for 2 years"

Johnson and Mogg strike me as them cunts who pick up affectations in Lieu of a personality, we had a kid at college who only wore bowling shoes the fucking balloon knot.

Had the pleasure of meeting some military types in town once, they couldn't wait to tell us we couldn't make in the armed forces because we were too soft. Didn't like it much when my mate said he had too many GCSEs to make it in the forces anyway.

They do different jobs mate, hence the different pay

Voted labour this year though, apropos of nowt

Doesn't matter since we aren't buying anyone

I don't know what I think, because I don't have all the information needed to make to reasoned judgement. i would prefer to have had 8 new signings by now obviously, but wamping on like we are going to sign no cunt and Rafa is going to leave isn't going to make the signings happen any quicker.

And has preseason started yet?

He's fucking touched though isn't he.

And again, what constitutes early?

Is he walking? What counts as early doors? Have any of these rumours been substantiated? you are right though, we do have no idea what is going on