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They need to sort a few of these bugs out like. The ones that annoy me most are, players who are "backup" or "rotation" kicking off about not playing every week, other managers moaning about you not playing loan players, you loan a player out as a "key player" and they never play. Mostly though its the selling players to other teams for half price compared to my bid.

I went the other way, finished the season unbeatem, won the league, cup and champions league. Then quit. Man city sucked me and my best mate jaap stam off to get us there. Handed me 180 million and the best squad in England. Win the treble here am I'm off to Spain/Germany to continue my dominance.

Having a fucking mare with my save atm, playing as AC milan. Everyone and their nanna wants to buy de sciglio, donnarumma and romagnoli off me. They bid next to nowt, I reject it and the players kick off because the pre-programmed responses do nothing but put their backs up. So to keep them I end up upping their wages and sticking in a minimum release clause, de sciglio has had 3 pay rises this season.. He accounts for a 8% of my total wage bill now the cheeky cunt. I won the league last season and top of the league and in the cup final and champo league quarters this, so im going to do this season and resign. Hopefully find a club that players actually want to play for.

The accepting lower bids from computer teams is pissing me off as well, I'm playing as AC Milan now cos they offered me the job and I fancied a change. Bernadeschi the right winger, was transfer listed for 45 mill, which I bid. They asked for 92 then sold him to PSG for 38..

Isn't the guardian shite?

I saw JLC in a bar in Salford quays about 4 months ago, still a bellend

He fucked off for a year and half somewhere in the middle mind

Colback and dummets second touch is a tackle and in colback case usually a free kick the other team score from

Pretty glad to go back, I think my liver is even happier mind

I quite like my job.. Helps that my boss is sound and trusts me just to get on with my work and not peck my head.

Not that exciting cos I hardly bought anyone, but screenshots of my first season.

Bought this over xmas, won the first div and league cup first season, knocked out of FA cup at the semis by arsenal. Will post some screenshots later, played mitro up front in 433 as a target man and he went a bit mad. Just started in the prem with two draws but through to the group stages of the europa league

Cheers mush, tried to book a table but they said they don't do that. Must be a popular place

Need some advice, I was in back up in Newcastle to see some friends last weekend. Met a lass and am taking her out over Xmas, in Newcastle. Need suggestions for a decent place to take a girl for a couple of drinks, maybe a bite to eat for a first date?

Booked a castle in Scotland that sleeps 13, for a weekend in July. If my mates relationships last that long we might fill it. If not its going to be an expensive weekend

You jest, but a lot of our H&S legislation is from EU directives. There is a lot of discussion in my field about what brexit could cause.

As a H&S person working in construction, that sounds like a boss who doesn't know his arse from his elbow. I would be praising you for doing your pre-use checks on the scaff and tag. He sounds like a fucking ballbag using H&S as a way to pick fights.

Imagine going to watch a university game over here man. Loads of people called Jeremy, hung over and playing bongos at half time

There was always a lot of very strange men involved in centres or excellence and academies, I never witnessed anything but I can imagine how easy it would be with a lot of kids who are desperate to make it as professionals. Shit state of affairs mind.

Saw them last night in Manc. They didn't play for that long originally but did three encores. Last one was, lullaby, Friday I'm in love, boys don't cry, close to me and why can't I be you. Pretty epic way to end the gig like, spangled at work this morning though.

Nah I think he was the fucking lunatic

Men that stare at goats?

Got dragged into a secret santa after being at this job for 2 months a couple of years ago. I got given a lass I had never met, was told by everyone I asked that she was a goer and loved a bit of racy stuff. Thought fuck it, I work out on site and never see any of the office ppl. Bought her some "sexy" chocolates when I was monged in Blackpool one weekend. Put them in the box and forgot about it. (I got a scarf). Thought nowt of it until the xmas party when she pulled me up about it and I had to tactfully explain that everyone said she was game as fuck. She gives me the fucking stink eye every time I see her now, the bellend.

Happy birthday mush

I've been "working from home" a lot recently, but it's not too bad when you can do most of it yourself.