strawb

Cheers mush. I'm buzzing, living with the ex has been the most toxic fucking thing ever. Now I get to actually choose the decoration of the house I'm living in, for the firs time in 5 years

Think I have actually bought a house this time. Bid accepted, off the market, solicitors instructed. Thank fuck!

Aye condolences mate

A 22 year old Mike Hooper would have saved it mate. It's a decent strike but the keeper should have stopped it.

Ive put quite a bit on in the last year since the cancer scare, I'm 6 foot, 6,1 if I stand up straight. Think I'm about 15.5 stone ATM, I don't reckon I look that fat but I deffo fucking feel it. Once my hernia is sorted I'm going to get my shit together.

Think I basically just said "If we get the best players we will win the league"... Fucks sake

I've been to quite a few championship games over the last few years, the "best" teams in the league aren't great but they are organised and hardworking. If we manage to get a decent squad together we should win the league with the extra quality we have. Its miles more physical than the prem mind, and the refereeing is even worse.

A bloke at work got suspended for disciplinary reasons. When he dropped his van back off at the yard, he had done a shite in the back of it, just a solitary log resting on the floor. Think the suspension might become a dismissal somehow.

Think we lack pace up front tbh, Bamford while a decent player is pretty pedestrian.

He gets to move away from Leicester. North London isn't my favourite area either but fucking Leicester is a hole.

I've two more viewings on Saturday one of them needs gutting but is pretty cheap, I can do most of the easier stuff/manual labour myself and get the gas/electrics done by guys from work so that's no bother. Not sure I want to live in a building site mind. The other needs a bit of tarting up but is liveable for now, but isn't as nice as the first. Think the real issue is my current living situation rather than being annoyed at losing out on a house. It's awkward as fuck

I'm annoyed at the estate agents. There were two bidders in the running according to them, and the deadline was 12pm on Tuesday for best and final bids. I rang at 11.30 and put in the best offer by 1k. Then because I hadn't heard anything I rang on Wednesday afternoon and they said the vendors were happy with both bids and they were being considered. This morning I get a call and there is a mystery bid of 10k more than mine, almost as if it didn't come in before the deadline for best and final offers. Also I'm living in a rented house with my ex gf, so I am kind of in a fucking rush to get out. Soz

I mean legally they shouldn't have even told me what he bid, but I asked and they did, says it all about estate agents tbh. Initially there was me and a young couple bidding, I beat them by 1k but both offers were put to the vendor, then literally last minute (best and final offers by 12pm) this fucking helmet comes in and bids 10k more. Hope it bankrupts him and he has to make his other half work the streets,

Some daft cunt come in and offered 10 grand over my house bid, I was top bidder by 1000. Whoever he is has fucked it, it needs 10 grand spending on it and even then will only be worth 5 grand more than he paid. Hope it's a fucking money pit, the prick.

The last wedding I was at there was loads of drugs on the go, everyone was fucking off to the loo every 5 minutes to do lines or take MDMA. There was a constant rolling operation going on outside. One of the best parties I have ever been to. Nobody smoked any cigars though. Marriage lasted less than a year anarl

We don't need the money from selling him. Why sell him, then have to replace him if we go up? Good goalkeepers are pretty hard to find

I'm going to sound like a knob here, but I played keeper to a quite decent level. Krul is easily our best keeper, watching football generally and watching keepers is very different. He needs to stay or be replaced.

Seems like I might have bought my first house, had to up my bid 3 grand. Is it normal to shit yourself at this point?

Wilshere is easily England's best player when playing well, think he was a gamble worth taking. Barkley is a mystery to me, wouldn't have taken him. I would have fucked off Sturridge as well. The selection points to a pretty obvious 442 with a diamond midfield and no wingers IMO so that explains the no room for Townsend

If we assume Rafa is going to play 4-2-3-1 then I think we can easily stick with what we have up top. If ever there was a season not to buy an aging player that will stop younger players getting game time it must be this one. We seem to have loads of central midfielders but I wouldn't rate any that highly and some are downright shite. I have been to quite a few championship games this season with my Boro supporting mates, you need people who are aggressive and mobile in central midfield and defenders who are a stable 6/7 out of 10 each week, good in the air and like a battle. The league is a lot more physical than the prem and the standard of refereeing is diabolical, players get no protection.

"He is just in the shower mate, then I am dropping him at the pub for a couple" I find out tomorrow if my bid for a house is accepted and I can move out of this awkward situation, best and final offers are a fucking mine field like. I could go quite a bit further than I have but the house needs a fair bit of work so I don't want to bankrupt myself for a fixer upper. I lost out on the first place I bid on by 500 quid, if the estate agents let me know I would have gone higher, the bellends.

Sheff Wed never turned up and Real defended really well. Thought Zidane had fucked it when he took Kroos off mind.

Championship playoff and champions league finals today, want Sheff Wed and Atletico to win personally but could easily see it go the complete other way.

they are trying to figure out how likely you are to be offed by a pissed off subordinate. No idea

Nort East Tonight were doing a report outside my school when I was a kid, I was in the background of the report having a boot bag fight with my mate, regional TV-tastic