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Obviously cancelled our holidays, at a loss to my wallet. I'm going to organise another trip to Amsterdam with my mates, and then probably go Cuba on me tod cos I really wanna go.

Well that's cheered me right up. Think my situation might be the final push to buy myself a gaff rather than rent, silver linings and that.

Cheers gents

The yaya Kolo song can fuck right off, pig bag is awful and any "finest team in football" can do one as well no matter who sings it.

Haha aye I have full custody. I will be fine, I just cba with finding a new gaff etc, put a fair amount of work into this place and I'm really fucking lazy.

After 5 odd years me and our lass have broken up. At a bit of a loss what happens next. Havent done this for a while.

Hasn't even fanked Mike yet. The useless cunt

Thought Lascelles was class there, simple defending sticking his nut on everything but something we have missed for ages. The all put a good shift in.

Yeah we aren't married, don't own a house, she doesn't drive etc. I don't expect her to pay for my car insurance just like I wouldn't expect to pay for her haircuts. We have rent, bills and dog expenses that we each pay half of into a joint account that we got for that purpose. The rest of the money we each earn we can spend on whatever the fuck we like, although I always pay if we eat out or cinema etc as I earn more.

Aye we each have our own accounts that we get paid into, we then put a bit money into our joint that is used purely for paying bills.

Strawberry gateau is pushing it a bit for me like mate

Ordered the bampiest fucking tea ever, been working in Liverpool, our lass is away and cba cooking. Got so much fried chicken coming they gave me a free bottle of pop.

What is it you actually do?

Haha for big hand see fat fingers

I've had an iPhone 6 Plus for a while, love it cos I have big hands so I don't miss type all the time and I can read all the text without zooming in. Bit big for some pockets mind

That would have to be west Didsbury for that kind of fare

Yeah I'm the same mate. I appreciate a nice garden and like spending time in them, but I have killed cacti (cactuses?) by not watering them enough in the past. I have the opposite of green fingers, ooh err etc

We have a yard that is used primarily as a place for the dog to lay eggs. If the weather isn't shite at the weekend it's getting pressure washed, a new coat of Sandtex and then leaving for the GF to fill with pot plants that we don't look after and die. If I had a decent garden I would legitimately pay a gardener, fucking boring waste of time.

I live in Didsbury village mate, give me a shout if you need any info. I found an agent that isn't a complete cunt for example. Altrincham, Sale and Cheadle are all fine but a bit out of town if you need to use public transport. I would stay away from Wythenshaw and Swinton personally but it's up to you obv. If you want a village feel Didsbury Village is good, west didsbury is better but more expensive and you could try Chorlton which is a bit tougher round the edges but oddly more expensive because there is a big student population so they charge daft money. All three are on the tram line so getting into town is easy.

You any good as a sparky? We need a few

Live in a leafy suburb of Manchester. When I lived in a shithole near Pontefract I drove a golf GTI that was remapped and lowered etc. The insurance was about 800. Might ring round and speak to some companies and see if I can figure it out.

Fuckers own insurance is about 48 quid a month anarl

The claim was last year but my no claims are protected so I get that I pay a bit extra for that but it still seems high? I had two years driving a company car in the middle of that so didn't have to have my own insurance, reckon it's that?

Why the tits am I paying 1400 as a 31 year old, who passed at 18, with 1 claim (700 quid) and 8 years no claims on a 1.4 Kia? Every time I do a comparison it's nearly 2k..

When people leave his house they have to back out of the front door, maintaining eye contact or they are a coward and never allowed back.