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Oh you like people? Name them all

Got a half day with him tomorrow, then done thank Christ. Told me he has a photographic memory this afternoon, which is weird because I saw him forgot his laptop password twice with my own eyes

No idea mate he did facilities management, was a sargeant, based in Bicester/Oxford. That’s the sum total of my interest in his stories.

Tales from the army twat part two. Has a caravan, I mentioned I fancied a camper van in the future. He also has a 1972 VW camper and is in the middle of restoring a 26’ airstream at the moment. Counting the minutes

Wouldn’t surprise me mate. He’s such a gobshite

I’m changing to my new job next week within the same group, last two weeks I have being doing a handover with my replacement. Fuck me the bloke is a weapon. He has been in the army for 30 years and has literally nothing else to talk about. Massive Walter too, looks and acts like Louis Spence but was a champion boxer in the army. 43 fights, won 23 by knockout and never lost. Kill iz

The six second rule was removed years ago I think. It’s down to refs discretion now afaik

Yeah but you are 29 until you are 30

1970 was 51 years ago..

Wouldn’t go around shagging chairs like, splinters

Sound

Were you there in 1970 essemmbee?

Have you had to sort out any breathing issues with the pug? I needed to have our dogs soft palate shortened and her nostrils widened to help her breath easier.

Yeah, I grew up in a “dying” northern town. Everyone my age with a bit about them moved elsewhere, the people left behind are my parents age or people who got left behind, how do Labour make these generations of people believe better is available

Add me to the list of sexy under 40s with at least one vaccination

Old men wishing they were still young

Ah, he has no taste

That’s an astoundingly bad take

Literally talking about dog shit.

I’m not having a go at anyone but why anyone reads Edwards’ shite is beyond me. The bloke is a step below talk sport, fishing for bites from annoyed fans. He knows nowt and says nowt. Ignore him and he will go away.

Sorry for your loss mate. Remember to take care of yourself

Been on a cigarettes after sex tip lately

Would absolutely destroy that lass like. For 30 seconds

Was going to say, it’s been 15 years since I went for a drink in newcastle and even as a lad from boro, daisy hill wasn’t a place to go. Still nailed it Howay.

My lasses’ brothers girlfriend was at uni with her. Completely tapped apparently