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Not going to believe it until it actually happens like. My heart can’t take it

Relegation

I’m coming to an age now where I would be expected to start voting Tory. I have a good job, nice house and I’m pushing 40. I still find myself outraged at the majority of their policies. What’s blowing my mind is young lads, working trades on sites I go to who think “Boris” is a “legend” with no irony. If you are expecting the young to save us, you might be waiting a while.

Would cost money

You were mates with a bloke who flicked bogies at his own ceiling? Explains a lot

Let's get tough. The time for talking is over. Call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard and hit it fast with a major and I mean major leaflet campaign

Just wondering why you get loads of shit for their coverage, when it’s literally nowt to do with you. Unlucky tbh

Do you work for the BBC?

Yeah that’s an asphyxi-wank that like

I’m off to my first ever cricket match today. Semi professional end of season game/do, champagne breakfast on arrival, free drinks all day. The actual cricket will be an irrelevance

Don’t eat sweets, they mess with my dentures

Cordial opinions please. Have gotten into lime cordial in a big way, used to despise it so must be cos I’m pushing 40. Deffo an older mans game lime cordial

Signed that Mexican kid from the Goal movie apparently

Do drugs, but not with Gove

That’ll be the excuse for having 30% possession, at home, against Southampton

St Max gets Bruce out of jail again

2-0 defeat, Armstrong to score. Bacon tits to blame Rafa

Bit on the side? Sorry for your loss

Might be one of the ugliest songs I’ve ever heard

Difficult to judge a keeper playing behind a new (and shit) defence tbh

That would make sense if Joelintons preferred position wasn’t up front in a two. Which we haven’t played since he got here. Not saying he isn’t shite like

Could have had more minutes under his belt if we bought him earlier

Monobollock causes no issue with symmetry tbh

It was on C4 plus 1. It wouldn’t put me off tbh but it’s easy saying that sat here innit

Watching a paralympics versions of come dine with me, there is quite fit lass with one leg. Would that put any of you animals off?