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The Roadhouse should be full tomorrow.

I'd love to know the average income of all the fans who go to all the games, Arsenal and Chelsea fans must all be in very good jobs even allowing for the north south divide

That's a bit unfair, I reckon that bloke is one hell of a nice fella, for a mackem supporter.

The Roadhouse in Hebburn was used a lot apparently.

The wonga deal is having a positive effect on the players, Pardew has said the players are committed to Newcastle United and will give 4,364% in games.

A new show out next week called "Hebburn" it should be cringe worthy watching.

Please don't swear, there's a good lad.

Richard Branson is gutted to lose the sponsorship, but in true business like fashion he has turned his attention back to trying to invest his well earned wonga into a famous picked onion firm he'd love to put his name behind.

It wasn't Man utd fans it was 5 lads from Walker, they'd all just got loans from Wonga, and were having a celebratory pint when one of them read the small print.

I had similar feelings the day before we stuffed them 5-1.

I don't understand all the fuss about this deal, its a loan company . So what ? You know the interest rates and shouldn't complain if you use them. How come no one moans when we are sponsored by a firm advertising alcohol. Alcohol has cause more hardship, illness, marriage break ups, violence, crime and death than any loan company ever will. But it's fine to advertise alcohol on the shirt. The PC correct tossers make me sick.

Before you suck some blokes cock or take it up the bum, get the ticket first this time.

If Coloccini is back we'll get a win or draw, if not I think we'll get a lucky win or draw.

I got a tip off Michael Chopra for a horse running tomorrow, back it to finish last.

Yeah, because Man Utd Chelsea Man City etc are just as good as Bordeaux

A work friend died a year ago and the company put on free travel for those who wanted to go to the funeral during work hours. We were paid as well, although most people sent the money to charity. I don't have any problems with the Police getting free travel. If you have a problem with that I feel sorry for you if that's all that bothers you in life.

I didn't realise comic book guy from The Simpson's was a Mag !

When the Dentist went to work on you while you were asleep and you woke up with no cloths on and your bum hole hurting.

Fair enough, you just need to see a shrink to get over "other things" that have happened to you.

You've been watching to many horror films.

Fuck me ! That's embarrassing.

Dear Paul Merson...

Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be the one but after looking through her knickers drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police woman's uniform, he finally decided if she can't hold down a job, she's not for him

Missus left a note on the fridge saying: "It's no good, it's not working. I'm staying at mum's for a while". I opened it, the light came on and the beer was suitably chilled. Fuck knows what she was on about...

I went to see the Red Arrows last weekend . There were gasps of "Ooh" and "Aah" as the crowds watched on in amazement. Near miss after near miss had some people covering their eyes and shaking their heads in disbelief. It was a good half hour's worth of entertainment, but in the end, my wife finally managed to park the car and we made our way to the air show.