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Looks like a Pardew/Montgomery love child.

Blatter or Carver?

I think he must be in the running for the managers job, nothing else could have swayed him from the seat.

Joseph S. Blatter, commonly known as Sepp Blatter is fucking off from FIFA.

McClaren with Carver as assistant.

They should give Carver 2 phones. "Hi John, it's me, John" "Hi, John" "John, it's the end I'm afraid" "Is this a wind-up, John?" "No, John" "Get outside you twat"

Who the fuck is going to call Carver then?

Hi.

2 away. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/jonas-gutierrez-ryan-taylor-released-9357948

That's Jurgen Klopp that

Sounds like a canny bloke does Mike.

It's all happening today.

Get in you fucking Donkeys.

That'll be a play-off spot then.

'It's Lee Charnley and football board's decision. I won't pick next head coach. I'm not going anywhere until we win something' 'My ambition is to win something (includes champions league). I won't be selling until I do. Club not for sale at any price'

He's not leaving Newcastle until he wins something, according to reports from TalkShite and Collymore.

He's gonna be on the box apparently, aye, Mike Ashley speaks

Decent Man Utd team LVG has put out.

Perez on the bench and Riviere starts Team news - NUFC starting XI: Krul, Janmaat, Coloccini ©, Williamson, Dummett, Sissoko, Anita, Colback, Gutierrez, Rivière, Cissé.