Renton

What I really don't get about this is, given he seems to have told everyone else including Larry the cat, why the fuck didn't he tell Cameron and let him jet off to Albania?

I think it's a shame such a handsome devil as Johnson should be represented as shadowy cabal mujina. So I've used my latest AI skills to fairly rerpresent him. Edit: seems to me both him and Trump have been stung by the same anaphylactic gifting wasp.

Just....

880 arrived on Tuesday. That's 3 year's worth of the Rwanda policy which is costing hundreds of millions. Sunak has utterly failedon what he has made his key pledge.

Is this now a good strategy for the tories? I'm not sure it is. They're relying on voter apathy from the Labour side to lessen the wipe out, But at the same time, if you admit you have lost is that really going to motivate potential conservatives who are on the fence? Just my own opinion, but I just think people are underestimating the shear anger and hatred felt against the tories, and tactical voting, which I think will play a bigger role than ever. Also, its undeniable Starmer is actually having a decent campaign and so far hasn't really made a mistake.

Screen grab of tweet from the conservatives hastily deleted.

Make sure you use a pen and not a pencil, you lazy twat.

You have to laugh that their grifting has landed them in the shit. They are fucking incompetent at literally EVERYTHING. Will this have any electoral consequences? Presumably it will although their campaigning is so woeful I am not sure it would be worse if they did literally nothing.

Fabricant as tory leader. A pound shop Boris leading them into an even bigger defeat in 2029. Anything is possible at this point.

A bit mackem like behaviour, but imagine this.

Aye, very basic, you are both amateurs.

Don't know on Apple, but on Google you can put photos from your photo reel into a PIN protected folder. If you ever needed to for some reason like. Ahem.

Record number of small boats crossing today wasn't there. Poor little Richie boy can't get a break.

These cunts must think we're as tapped as they are.

Silverlink, aye? I have very likely muttered "stupid old cunt" about you under my breath.

They're usually slow to get going. * * This may or may not be true, I thought I'd throw it in anyway.

Going to miss the Spurs game as I'm on holiday. For some reason, it's become my favourite fixture.

9 points entering September. Nice.

That thread on the SMB btw. An absolute gold mine of mackem fantasists. Ooh, you're hard.

I had a girl friend who worked there over that period. Did you sleep with her? Apparently everybody else did.

Getting to the stage Labour are praying for a "bad" poll to combat voter apathy. I don't think they need worry personally, hate is a great motivator. The tory strategy is woeful. They keep attacking Labour with ineffective made up bollocks, but pretend Farage doesn't exist. They'll have no success getting labour voters to switch, they might have some success vs Reform, who are very vulnerable on their economics. But not a peep, the silly cunts.

My Mum somehow managed to link link the decline of society with the rise of video doorbells yesterday. Beat that if you can.

That's Keel square, the cultural epicentre of Sunderland which they are incredibly proud of. Somehow they have managed to make it look like a brutalist shit hole to me, to blend in with the rest of the city. Quite an achievement considering most cities abandoned brutalism in the 1960s. Edit: apparently its somwhere called "Keel Edge". I stand corrected.