Renton

You see, I'd let it lie if I could even see the joke, but I'm not sure. I think I understand why its supposed to be funny, but if I'm right then it's not remotely funny. On the other hand, I may be missing something. Actually, I might put it to the vote.

can you tell what it is yet? perhaps not a real rib tickler but not too obscure 57825[/snapback] I understood that he meant Beardsley should be flipping burgers with his CV, just not why. Can you tell me why? 57829[/snapback] I think there is some implication I saw Beardsley working at the cafe, which of course, I didn't. How this is funny and what the hell it has to do with his CV is anyone's guess. Howay Zico, Rob, and all you arty types, please explain.

can you tell what it is yet? perhaps not a real rib tickler but not too obscure 57825[/snapback] I must be really think because I still don't get it.

Is the Star on Westgate road one? A bit fightening like. 57800[/snapback] The Trent used to have foreugn telly like as does The Punch Bowl I think. 57802[/snapback] Both significantly less frightening. I, of course, will be at Stamford Bridge because I'm a proper fan.

Is the Star on Westgate road one? A bit fightening like.

No, surely that can't be him? Fucking hell, 42 users on the board and all there is to show for it is a load of bollocks.

Jesus wept.

I think there's some decent posters on their but they're are drowned out by the bairns in general. 57750[/snapback] All the decent ones have been bribed to stay by being given mod rights tbh.

Right, to get things straight; the reason I would be a bit apprehensive about changing a car tyre is because I have never done it before or even witnessed it being done before. I buy new tyres, and change them before they are threadbare, so this is not surprising. I'm sure it is quite an easy thing to do, but it's not something that has been passed on to me genetically because I am male. OK?

It's absoultely scandalous tbh, over £3 a pint iirc. Take a hip flask.

No shit. And anyway, what would you know about it, you lazy stay-at-home bastard! 57727[/snapback] Here man, I had to go to Kwik Fit to get a new tyre. And as if I didn't need any more proof that you're a mincer, you announce that you can't even change a friggin tyre! I bet when that mouse came out your video you leapt up onto the nearest table too! 57732[/snapback] Well you would too!

No shit. And anyway, what would you know about it, you lazy stay-at-home bastard!

You wouldn't even give it a shot then ring them if you failed? When I got my first flat I didn't have a clue what I was doing but I worked it out. I'd be ashamed as a motherfucker ringing the AA for it. 57719[/snapback] Well yeah, I'd probably give it a go, but I'd need instructions. It's jacking the thing up that worries me....

Aye, Big Brother viewers should be banned from such follies and made to do something constructive - like post inconsequential banalities on an internet message board. 57711[/snapback] But at least this is on work time!

How on Earth did N-O get so bad? Why anyone with any sense can be bothered to post on there is beyond me, there is so much blatent shit stated as fact all the time. Painful.

That sound horrendous. I find it quite amusing you are supposed to recuperate in hospital. When I have been in it has been the most stressful experience of my life, couldn't wait to get out.

Who says it is the best comedy ever? I reckon there might be a bit of a North?South thing going on as well. I reckon most Notherners prefer the humour in the League of Gentlemen or Phoenix nights, I know I do. The Office is probably my favourite mind and that was set down south.

Most concerns over mobile phome emissions are purely theoretical and unlikely to affect anything. They are perfectly safe to use onboard an aircraft for instance, yet the airlines ban them. I suspect its to stop them annoying other passengers as much as anything. Obviously it's probably best to avoid them in an operating theatre, just in case they have an effect on instrumentation, no matter how low the risk is. But on the ward I really couldn't see a problem, apart from the fact they may be antisocial and stop patients recuperating properly.

I genuinely thought the money went to the NHS, but obviously this is not the case. It should though. What were you in for S-O? You didn't have an accident washing the dog did you?

Its embarassing but I wouldn't have a clue how to change a flat tyre. I'd have to call the AA.

So much for your posh Toyota... Maybe you've got a mouse nest in there. True story: I once lived in a house which had one of these huge VCRs you used to get in the 80s, and it squeaked every time you put a tape in. One day we found out the cause - when a mouse ran out of the tape entrance - there was a nest in it. 57563[/snapback] And you have the cheek to suggest Wellsy tells tall stories! 57605[/snapback] Completely true. It was a student house and we inundated with the little bastards. And there was a lot worse things too, owing to the fact that my house mate was the laziest bastard on Earth, and that's official.

Nah from Perth, Sydney is shizen and would hate to come from there. Melbourne is by far the best state as proclaimed by Steve. 57616[/snapback] Why have all the Ozzies on here got it in for Sidney. Is it just a jelousy thing, or is it really shit. I've always fancied going to Bondi beach myself - it reminds me of Whitley Bay on the telly.

Four posts into a thread in the Newcatle forum is actually quite impressive.

That's a really catchy saying you've got there Wellsy 57599[/snapback] Do they actually have 37 story buildings in Perth?