Renton

Honestly man. It was what the AA charge (the AA being used as a free recovery service with something called Audi Assist) which was quoted to me (£299.95. to be exact). And they assured me as they weren't VW accredited mechanics, it would definitely invalidate my warranty. Now I've got it to an approved garage, it's free under warranty and I'm getting a courtesy car whilst all the electronics are checked. Again, something only a VW garage can do. So I'm not directly out of pocket at least. It's canny ridiculous now with modern cars that all have bespoke computer systems built in. Can only see it getting worse with EVs. It's not like you can pop your Tesla down to the Rocket garage in Cullercoats.

Audi A3 the robbing cunts. So got the AA out again and he checked the battery which is completely fucked. Jump started the car but told me it wouldn't start again if I stalled it. Okay, haven't stalled this car before but now the knowledge of this has given me Jimmy legs. Then I'm driving and because the electrics aren't working and neither are any of the assist features including hill assist, so for the first time in 6 years I'm driving a car where I have to use the hand brake, knowing if I stall I'm fucked. The kid 2 gets car sick starts throwing up. Then Granny has cramp and a panic attack. Kid 1 inexplicably opens the door on the motorway. Back at the garage now, handed in my car keys a gibbering wreck. And they wonder why I have anxiety issues.

On holiday in the lakes. Car wouldn't start second day, got AA out, they charged it enough to drive, but the battery is fucked, won't hold the charge properly. £300 for a new battery but that invalidates the warranty so I need to get to an official garage. Advised me to run it every day which I did, and it worked. Until I have to come home today, and now the fuckers dead again. Rats cocks. Waiting for the AA again, with enough luggage to fill an HGV, a wife, a granny, two bored kids. Granny has lost her medication and is getting ill. Im bankrupt as its 15 quid for a shitty burger here. I've been holidaying with my brother and family for a decade but I've belatedly decided that thus holiday is a source of my anxiety, not a release, as was proven by last year. Never again.

Imagine. The mythical age of the great Durham mines. A time when:: Capital punishment was used. Men could legally rape their wives (1999 that one) Homosexuality was illegal. Pit villages were theocratic hell holes where you had to go to church on your one day off a week. Etc. Imagine.

Literally none of this would have happened if we hadn't had a good season just gone. They are fucking mental.

Oh noes. Not losing the freedom of the city!

37 page thread on this since the weekend. Marvellous. Mackem fewm and indignation could solve the energy crisis if properly harnessed.

At least they've taken down the shirt, marra.

Never really understood the term. Improving the image of the country and regime through sporting competition? Not the worst thing the murderous, gay chair flinging over the top of buildings, 9/11 atrocity committing, child bride rapists have done like.

They've a 5 page thread on the game itself, it coutside a tenner to watch it.

Six pages already.

Such a twunt. I'm boycotting your next wedding.

No it isn't. You've clipped the photo at the best part you animal.

This comment is about Katie Price, which bizarrely is on the thread. Yeah, nice respectful post that, not remotely mysogynistic or insulting to disabled people. This is from what I thought was a normal poster too. Absolute cunts these lot, incredible they even try and take the moral high ground.

Yep, I'm sure this is a master plan by MBS to shut those pesky MLFs up. I seriously doubt more than 0.01% of the population of Saudi have heard of Sunderland.

Any kids starting a new band, call it Jordan Jihaddison and the bone saws. Cheers, I'll take 10% royalties for this, and throw trophyshy a few coppers. 👍

Bewwww! Tayek his shirt down! An divvnt tak about the bone saw.

There was a tweet to the contrary the other day and the silly fuckers were all banging on about how morally superior he is. Whatever happens, it's hilarious watching them twist.

"Maloyalty" Which marketing guru came up with that, it sounds like loyalty with misintent or loyalty to Beelzebub or something. Worst thing since denpressure.

7 page thread popped up overnight on The Star Inn refurbishing itself as some shit Geordie theme pub. Why do they care man! cue Bobby Robson wasn't a Geordie et fucking cetera. Can't be any worse Than the cess pit it was anyway. I'd rather have a drink in the Clock with HMHM, the Percy arms with tbd, the Trent with a dribbling CT, or MF in the corner of the Beehive *, or even the.Blandford with Stevie **, than go to that shit hole again. * I'd actually like these things. ** Kidding.

They're latest obsession that Mags wear replica shirts everywhere but MLFs don't because they are classy all makes sense now. I mean obviously it's cobblers anyway but in any case these stupid inbred tramps can't even buy a new top if they want to.

That scene where Charlton Heston sees the Statue of Liberty wrecked on the beach? That's got nothing on what I felt this morning. Six in a row wrecked me marras, and this is the final nail in the coffin for me. Where to I apply to become a Massive Fan of Lads?

I'm sorry mate, I thought like me you would be crying in your gravy stained replica top in Scotswood last night? I'm fucking gutted an amateur club not in any way related to NUFC lost a friendly last night, absolutely gutted. I could hardly get out of bed this morning.