Renton

Btw, this isn't working for me. I take it Musk has fucked up twitter properly now?

Bridget is here, there and everywhere at the moment. She was on Laura yesterday. But this is a call in, why don't you call in and ask her? Whilst your there, tell her I like her new hair style. 👍

Sorry but I don't disagree with anything you've written here, each circumstance is different. I thik 90% of cyclists are sound and if they're riding side by side without being deliberatelt obstructive, that's okay. 90% of motorists are also sound imo, but as there are more than 10 times as many motorists, that's more than 10 times the number of wankers.

Oxord hate Swindon I think. Luton have a strong rivalrly with Stanstead and Gatwick.

I'm maybe biased, but I rate the North Shileds fish quay, Tynemouth, Culercoats, Whitley Bay circuit quite highly, all on the metro less than 30 minutes from Newcastle city centre. Admittedly I have never been to Roker or Seaburn apart from the air show (RIP) 15 years ago, I'm sure they're okay and infinitely better than their shit tip of a town centre. I've lived in Tynwmouth most my life. Yes, I would indeed include it as being part of contiguous Newcastle, because it is. Just look at a map. It's more joined to Newcastle than Whitburn is to Sunderland. I don't really think anyone seriously thinks the border of Newcastle and North Tyneside at Wallsend/Longbenton is anything other than an administrative one, and yes, we nearly all support NUFC here. Then you have madness like this. Aye, because a colection of pubs 1 mile from Newcastle city centre is exactly the same as a beach 40 miles up the coast being in Sunderland.

Yers can kayep your Hiltons, hotel du vin and Malmaisons marra. Am stating at the Lemonrree for me free breakfast and slice of Kraft for the match. FTM!

Actually that's a spin off thread in public view. The main one is just them saying we adore baby rapists and 9/11 bombers on a loop. They have a new friends. This Ipswich lad has 60 reasons he loves Sunderland, the latest being he's getting a free breakfast at Sunderland. Cue many pages of mutual arse licking and slagging off Newcastle. Wtf?

ITK Auntie nora. Why aye. 40+ pages of this shit now.

This is weird even by mackem standards. Not sure what the mag bastard did wrong here. Mackem kids, happy as Larry during the kite festival, mock a man from Newcastle, and he doesn't react. Scum. FTM.

People who don't have kids either: Want them, but can't have them. Don't want them. It's pretty binary. The former is incredibly hurtful for them, the latter is THEY AREN'T INTERESTED. Either way, it's just not a topic to bring up. People, mainly lasses, who say things like "better get a move on", can just get to fuck. Absolute morons.

You shouldn't talk about kids to singles or couples without them, for various reasons. With other people who have kids, it's like talking about the weather, it's polite but honestly nobody gives a shit about other people's kids.Same with pets, spare me your dog stories please. And careers. And hobbies. House prices. Et fucking cetera. Only acceptable small chat is football for lads and shopping for lasses.

That's exactly the scenario I mean. DIckheads on both cycles and in cars and misreading of signalling leading to accidents. Wykik, if you're speeding around at 30 mph plus, I 'm happy anyway. If you're struggling doing 10 mph up an incline, I'm going to want to get past when I safely can do, or I'm getting irritated. Fwiw, I'd love to live in a society where it was possible to get rid of the car, use solely bikes (I'd get an electric assisted one!) and public transport. But the former is too dangerous or impractical for a lot of us, the latter is a joke, and practically with a family, a car is just essential and probably always will be, whether petrol or electric. Everybody needs to chill and coexist, man.

I don't see cars driving side by side on a single lane road though? I think all road users need be considerate and safe.personally. No problem with cyclists at all but deliberately blocking roads and causing massive tail backs does annoy me, sorry.

Well he's right about the side by side wanker stuff but he sounds like a cowboy builder. I'm still paying for getting stiffed by my builder who had glowing reommendations and had won awards. Its a lottery imo. But you should be well placed to make sure they don't take the piss.

Came out quickly. Just finished Silo, highly recommended. Best Sci Fi for a while. I was addicted and watched it as it was released weekly, but the plot is quite complex and it'd be better as a binge I reckon. Also kind of disappointed it didn’t resolve. I understand its based on a series of books so hopefully after a few follow up series it will make sense.

We're 25% through the transfer window. Yonks before the league kicks off even. I never used to bother with these transfer threads, cos I know fuck all and anyway, Ashley. Thought I'd pop me head in this time. Is it always like this?

I thought you lot loved a bit of green, so you do? I'm not a fan because it just makes the contrast with the background (grass) worse. Prefer lighter strips.

Newcastle Town Moor. Sunderland Town Moor I miss the post something shit on Sunderland thread. It's so much easier nowadays with Google maps and Streetview too.

Well I don't know about "Stirks" but I was curious so looked up Hendersons. It's fucking disgusting they served this mag scum marra. The should tayake down Jordan's shirt from the window. Absolutely fewmin. FTM. In all seriousness wtf is this place? Somebody's converted a small terraced house into a butcher's shop? Random. Whilst I was looking at Sunderland on Google maps as part of my tremendous research (so you don't have to), I never knew that like Newcastle, Sunderland has a town moor. Sort of. ABout the size of a large garden. What a place.

So the thread on Newcastle fans wearing replica kits is still ongoing, now with over 600 posts. You can add that to the 750 post "summer edition sportswashing" thread that started just last weekend, and a lengthy one about Maddison which is really about us. Anyway, a lot are absolutely fewming about mag tops iin "their territory". Someone had the temerity to wear one in Jordan Henderson's butcher shop and this MLF is not happy. Shop boycotted.

That's got to be photoshopped.

Is parliament in recess today? Must be nice to have a job where you can basically do what the fuck you like.

That sweet spot just before you tip over to emancipated "gonna die" look?

As insults go, this is pretty poor. I could do with one less chin, would love to lose my gut and be skinny again. Greedy? Meh, I'll take that too.

If the etymology is true (and I think it most likely is), it probably started as a Wallsend thing. Let me know what the next term you guys come up with to take the piss out of the SMB. 👍