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Shearer was a cmplete shit house and we loved him for it. The way he played Keane like an irish fiddle that time we beat ManU 3-0 under Robson was simply magnificent.

I've no idea who the fuck she is but she is 100% spot on in that clip. Yes, looked like Bridget there too, she was on just before christmas too. Every time I switch on the telly she seems to be on it.

And if the mackems have the nerve to say anything about him playing while this is ongoing, a gentle reminder what tehy did with the paedophile Johnson is in order.

Mig in a wig. Extremely disappointing. I do think the circumstances are relevant, as there is a difference in my mind to driving pissed out of your head rather than be just over the limit the next day thinking you're sobre, which if we're honest, a lot of us might have done before without even knowing (pretty sure I have in the past before I read up about the risk). Not excusing him though, just saying its not completely binary. Is it usual for a club to apply a playing ban for this type of stuff though? I don't understand the logic of that. The courts will determine the extent of his fine and ban, and by all means we should penalise him financially on top of that, and maybe put him on some awareness courses. But he doesn't drive for a living so I don't get the logic of stopping him playing personally.

Absolutely, complete bullshit persecution complex. Apart from us of course, the FA and PL fucking hate us.

Shouldn't joke about this. The inhabitants of Sunderalnd will be shattered.

Ironically the way he fucking runs about screaming reminds me of when I barefoot step on one of the kids' lego people.

My bad, I thought ewerk was talking about his proclivity to stick vaping apparatus up his arse there, not his penis size.

Back in the days before all seaters you could huddle together like a flock af Antarctic penguins though.

Also Gemmill, famously hung like a chinese mouse (allegedly, not sure of the shape). When was ewerk admitted to this club?

That doesn't sound gentrified though, it just sounds shit. Anyway, I remember the toontastic brief meet for the Fulham match when I think Allerdyce had just taken charge, the one we won 1-0 and it was FUCKING FREEZING. Come to think of it, all my coldest matches have been in the capital. One where we lost 4-0 to Spurs particularly comes to mind, Trafalgar Square fountain was frozen solid.

Just checked our fixture list out and it obviously helps cos we're now lush, but it does look really canny for us for the rest of the month and right into March. Need to harvest as many points as possible during this time. Starting with a 3-0 win on Sunday.

Somewhat fulfilling the sterotypical perception of a Fulham fan. I've heard of somewhere cheap that sells slightly rancid pints of Guiness if that helps? 👍

Fantastic that. So many years since the club last felt like this.

It's true. They say those of us who look on there are obsessed, which is a bit true if I'm honest, but I wouldn't look if it was just a normal forum, but it's just so fucking funny. Same as the Netflix documentary. Their insanity is genuinely laugh out loud stuff and cheers me up no end. So for the my mackem marras, I genuinely thank you for lifting the gloom in these times as you descend intop collective madness.

Which of the #767 posts so far * ** PERFECTLY NORMAL FOR A MIDWEEK LEAGUE CUP MATCH THREAD ** did you like best marra?

Wanking themselves silly over the prospect of the ginger Pirlo scoring for Forest against us at Wembley in the last minute. Honestly that's some imagination they have, but then again, that's exactly the type of shit that happens constantly to them, not us, so maybe it's not surprising.

Anyone know what the allocation is? Less than the number of STs, obviously. I haven't been to a cup game but was canny enough to buy tickets for them for friends and relatives so fingers crossed.

Fucking stop copying the mackems marra.

Southampton l, second lef at home. Anyone know a good place to park in North London?

I almost think I'd prefer them in the semis than the final. 180 mins to beat the fuckers and we have the best defence in the league.