Alex

Agreed. Think he'd get the fans going in large numbers at first at least and that might help them to a couple of home wins. With the bottom of the league being so tight that could see them climb a few places and get a bit of confidence etc. I think whatever happens they're in a relegation fight until the end of the season but something like that could make all the difference.

What do you reckon is funnier? The article or the pic of Louise?

Win/win But yeah, I hadn't thought of that. Diddums

Manages to do an even worse impression of a human being than Teresa May

You regret not having rich parents?

That is some stat

Maybe but has he had enough and will he think it's just throwing more good money after bad? It's difficult to see who they'd get other than total mercenaries and even then you're on about Championship-level mercenaries because nee fucker's going to drop down a division / take a pay cut to go there and they can't afford to pay PL wages (plus the premium it would require to get anyone to even think about going there). It's fucking delicious either way. Incidentally (and I'm not making this up) a lad at work wants Sewper Kev (understandably tbf) and thinks a good run could see them make the play-offs

Leazes will be gutted

Robbing McDonald's more likely

Makes a great base

South Lakeland District is a council area though. It includes some of the Yorkshire Dales. Are they part of the Lake District too then? Kendal is near the lakes but not within it. VisitCumbria states as much if you’d like to check. It appears your frantic googling has once again failed to hide your lack of knowledge, CT. Quit while you’re behind

Just spotted whose birthday it is today on the site

Kendal isn't in the Lakes, you moron

Ah, after and pre-divorce. Still skeptical like.

Innappropriate with male MPs and Pro-divorce That can't be real

It's outside the National Park, it's not that close to any of the lakes, the scenery is completely untypical of that associated with the Lakes and it's on the south Cumbrian Coast. I try to ignore you on the whole but it wouldn't be fair to the bloke asking for advice not to show yours up for being a fucking woeful recommendation, you fat spaz

I think Ritchie might be an option there but you then have the problem of who to play in his place. If it's Murphy it's playing two young, inexperienced wingers who might get hung out to dry when the crowd starts having a pop when things don't come off for them, which is inevtiable given their level of experience at this level etc.

If you don't have the ball you don't have more freedom

Don't see how a man less in midfield, in effect, gives the wingers more freedom to attack. Obviously we'll never know. Agree about Hayden instead of Diame even if the latter looks a bit better playing deeper (he couldn't look much worse).

Yeah but the article is from The Guardian, which is (to use your phrase) one of our media establishments

Indeed

Except the Guardian?