Alex

Family with an income of 20k found out at the last budget they'd be two grand a year worse off. Gradual that.

Bet Toonpack was there getting a selfie with him

Cheers, love deserted mansions and stuff like that. Apparently they recently found a Parisian apartment that hadn't been opened for 70 years. Cool how they've renovated that place.

Cheers. Weird indeed.

Know exactly where that is, where DEFRA used to be and the DSS had some offices there too.

Bet they're not as good as Jarrow Elvis.

I know, but you could get run over by a bus tomorrow. Just reminded me of when the Chronicle ran a story of some bint complaining because her laddie was on a Faith No More mailing list and received a flyer saying 'Buy Angel Dust'. As though her kid was about to go some PCP on the back of that, with it being so widely available on Tyneside in the 90s and everything.

Always wanted the Scottish ref off Gladiators to say "Gladiators! You will go on my Thistle Whistle". But he never did. Anyway...

Ray Wilkins would probably still get a game for us now.

It was either them or Roy Wegerle

You should just do that anyway, just in case.

I meant MPs defecting to the Tories because of close links with Osbourne but you replied before I did.

How depressing

The characters in Irvine Welsh novels often refer to Weegies as soap dodgers

50 of the players had to still be playing. Which is why he made it 125 instead of 100, i.e. to get 75 retired players into it. But it was awash with players who'd done well at the previous World Cup (2002) and seemed a bit PC even then with the choices.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hart_Island,_New_York Love weird shit like this

I pity people who find that outrageous. They shouldn't be allowed to leave the house on their own.

Aye, I suppose hockling on a fan is terrible whereas chinning a middle-aged DJ who wouldn't play your request is ok. And that FIFA 100 list. Emre's on it But there's no place for the likes of John Charles, Jairzinho or Garrincha :lol:

The trailers remind me of this (Scroll to about 35 seconds in):

The way I see it, there's nothing after you die so there really is nothing to worry about.

Is this self-parody now, Parky?

That's a lie for a start, CT

What a load of shit