Alex

Rob, as subtle as he is interesting

Apologies if already posted

Me Dad has no time for Man Utd but he loved the side with Charlton, Law and Best in it.

Aye, another moot point as to who you'd rather go for a pint with between him and his brother.

Not even a debate as to who was the better player tbh.

The use of 'Westminster sources' is pretty standard tbf.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-34205643

Normal in a metal detecting kind of way.

Ken, you missed Stuart Broad's 8 divided by 15.

After The Frog Chorus and Crazy Frog they deserve everything they get.

Just reminded me of when, at school, 'bot' was a verb synonymous with anal sex.

The richest 1% in the UK (that's one percent btw ) take home a far greater proportion of all income than they did in the late 70s. It was gradually getting better until that point I think. The UK figure is substantially higher than some other European countries too. It's only inevitable in the sense that that's the way the country has been run since 1979, not in the sense that's the way it must be.

Do you reckon Keegan was a great player, SMB?

Not like this fuckwit to miss the point

Put a bell on the cat's collar then it'll find it harder to catch prey. The Aussies do it because their native fauna has been decimated by domestic cats.

Remember that total fucking toucher Nick-Kielce-Poland or whatever he was called going on about what a great bloke Ashley was because he gave bonuses to his staff? Ignoring the fact most of his staff aren't eligible to receive it.

Should do a top 10 great Pakistani players, see how many we've all heard of

Tbf, I watched that Greece game twice and Beckham had an outstanding last 30 mins. It was at home against Greece though. Not that I subscribe to the notion you have to top 20 players of all time material to be 'great'.

Her surname being synonymous with your patter.

Aye.

Could Pele keep it up whilst shagging a granny though? The adverts suggest otherwise.

The Euros in '92 weren't that great for him like