Alex

Preferred the first one.

Used to love Tom Baker but can barely recall much of what happened.

It works and it's bohemian.

Just smoke some weed, you'll never hear them crying.

Where was that sixth sense in the 1930s then? What a crock of shit. More like, I've read the Daily Mail and...

Aye. The idea Cowell and co sit through every act is preposterous as CT sitting at the back of the English classroom smoking tabs whilst flicking through Readers' Wives. When the they reel out the desperate acts for everyone to poke fun at they've already had about 4 auditions. Proper cunt's trick tbh.

Is Pelaw Pitney real? Either way

They'll all be voting Tory anyway.

For Chez:

Don't know about you but I got the feeling he was being exploited.

Yeah, after Germany reneged on their promise to take them.

They can all fuck off like but you can't run a club the way this one has been run for years now and expect players to jump on the new manager and (alleged) ambition being shown by the owner overnight. Player apathy and / or a desire to move on to better things is inevitable. Although they should realise they're not going anywhere better until they string a few decent performances together.

Their version of Immigrant Song It's actually mint as well

I think it's the fact the last two were such good players that make their international careers so average by comparison. You could say the same about Rooney. International careers are defined by the finals of major tournaments. Even more so now qualification is much easier than in the past.

Family with an income of 20k found out at the last budget they'd be two grand a year worse off. Gradual that.

Bet Toonpack was there getting a selfie with him

Cheers, love deserted mansions and stuff like that. Apparently they recently found a Parisian apartment that hadn't been opened for 70 years. Cool how they've renovated that place.

Cheers. Weird indeed.

Know exactly where that is, where DEFRA used to be and the DSS had some offices there too.

Bet they're not as good as Jarrow Elvis.

I know, but you could get run over by a bus tomorrow. Just reminded me of when the Chronicle ran a story of some bint complaining because her laddie was on a Faith No More mailing list and received a flyer saying 'Buy Angel Dust'. As though her kid was about to go some PCP on the back of that, with it being so widely available on Tyneside in the 90s and everything.

Always wanted the Scottish ref off Gladiators to say "Gladiators! You will go on my Thistle Whistle". But he never did. Anyway...