Alex

I can't even sit through the trailers.

Instantly forgettable players from NUFC's history. A couple to kick it off: Geremi and Ronnie Johnsen.

You've got the Tyneside though.

All 3.

You've pretty much nailed it. The letter's about as funny as the taxpayer bailing out the banks.

Remember going to Albert's league debut. The one with Robbie Elliot's chicken dance and Pedro's shattered cheek bone.

I was wondering where manc-mag had gone.

Cheers. Quality read.

Did you ever see this, btw? (Might've also been posted on here tbh) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt1cOnNrY5s Fox at their finest again.

Guns don't kill birds, cats do.

Has ickle Texy-wexy got a soft spot for birdy-wurdies?

Hasn't that already been posted on here? He's spot on like.

Ok, Tex

Arabic word so it's romanised in more than one way - Koran, Quran, Qur'an, due to their having a different alphabet / their letters not always having direct equivalents to ours. Both spellings are correct / accepted.

In the past the world record had been broken by bigger margins. Also, because each course can be so different and the conditions play such a large role you can't easily compare performances like you can for track events.

How big is the plate btw? You're doing it wrong.

Toonpack as the guest on Fox News there.

Sounds like something Chez would post in the electronica thread.

CT does nouvelle cuisine.

Shearer at his peak v Henry at his peak is one thing but Henry was a world class player for a much longer period. Shearer was a very good player after his bad injury at Everton when he had to adapt his game but not 'top drawer' after that.

She was a world class marathon runner though, so the times aren't that big a mystery.

It's a toss-up between that and 'keeper as his best position iyam.

What a delightful lady: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-30505809

That banker comes across as weapons grade cunt iyam.