Alex

Think he was solid enough (remember a league game midweek where either him and Neilsen or Elliot never put a foot wrong at centre half) but he wasn't the biggest. Plus the standards required to make it here were pretty fucking high at the time

And Germany.

Chris Holland

Fabrice Pancake

Diego 'the Sparrowhawk' Gavilan.

Mirandinha was here for a couple of seasons and scored a few. Wouldn't put him in this bracket.

Rob McDonald, Carl Serrant and Paul Dalglish.

Yep.

I can't even sit through the trailers.

Instantly forgettable players from NUFC's history. A couple to kick it off: Geremi and Ronnie Johnsen.

You've got the Tyneside though.

All 3.

You've pretty much nailed it. The letter's about as funny as the taxpayer bailing out the banks.

Remember going to Albert's league debut. The one with Robbie Elliot's chicken dance and Pedro's shattered cheek bone.

I was wondering where manc-mag had gone.

Cheers. Quality read.

Did you ever see this, btw? (Might've also been posted on here tbh) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt1cOnNrY5s Fox at their finest again.

Guns don't kill birds, cats do.

Has ickle Texy-wexy got a soft spot for birdy-wurdies?

Hasn't that already been posted on here? He's spot on like.

Ok, Tex

Arabic word so it's romanised in more than one way - Koran, Quran, Qur'an, due to their having a different alphabet / their letters not always having direct equivalents to ours. Both spellings are correct / accepted.

In the past the world record had been broken by bigger margins. Also, because each course can be so different and the conditions play such a large role you can't easily compare performances like you can for track events.

How big is the plate btw? You're doing it wrong.