Alex

They’re obviously rebelling against their dad

At Christmas dinner when I was a kid, my dad was always very pleased with himself when he asked: Who wants stuffing?

You do know they’re still happening, right? Oh….

Myp

Getting behind your team is Mag-like behaviour 👍🏻

2-1 FTM

You heard it here first 👆

Thoughts and prayers

Did you see Buffon retired the other day? 45 years old with a 28 year career

Technically he has got a fence in his garden

You and Adam P don’t count as multiple people

Definitely not scripted or anything

I remember the days on here when that would’ve been a euphemism

The thing re: Man Utd at home was that whilst it wasn’t the cakewalk it was against Spurs, it was almost as dominant a performance and Man Utd were extremely flattered by the 2-0 score.

Fernando Pancake

Says he never watches us play. But knows all about our players. And then, when we do play, spends the entire time, having a completely normal one, in our match thread pretending he’s not watching us whilst telling everyone in there they are mad for watching us play.

I mean he’s got a great track record re: predictions. He had us to get relegated at the start of last season

That’s a different thing altogether of Wearside

Love you too, Dave (also in an unusually half-decent mood)

I remember them (used to get carsick when I was really young)

He’s shoehorned in a quote from the late, great, verbose, Hughie Gallacher-loving*, wannabe NUFC historian, forum ruining HowayTheToon. *Picked to provide credibility to someone who didn’t start liking football until he was about 20

Been on the Amsterdam ferry in the winter when it was about force 10 coming home. You then realise why it’s cheap at that time of year with that being reasonably common. At least I wasn’t one of the poor buggers who appeared to be seasick for the entire journey. I was back on land for about half a day before it felt like the ground wasn’t moving

Surprised it’s warm enough for one in NZ tbh

Mate, the sleeve isn’t even the same colour.

That made me laugh even though I’m not sure if it was meant to be a put down. If it had been Gemmill there would’ve been no doubt