Alex

They used to always say no one’s ever turned the England job down. I bet that hasn’t been true for about 15 years

Don’t take it to hart

Both of them?

I do know someone who used someone local to Blyth recently (after an eye-watering quote just for a diagnostic from VW). I’ll see if they were any good and try and get a name

More fewm

It’s the slippers, isn’t it?

The term was used when we were kids (although less so than ‘football). I think it originated in English public schools to differentiate association football (soccer) from rugby football (rugger).

It was The Seven Year Itch to be pedantic but I think we can let that one pass

Fewm incoming

Superb

I’d rather watch an episode of Lovejoy than anything involving that cunt. That review is spot on. The bloke considers his ignorance on virtually every subject to be some sort of badge of honour.

He’s on the ball there. I don’t think anyone’s looked into that lately

It’s a completely different kettle of fish starting to coming on in the situations Wilson has so far. Objectively I don’t think you can say Wilson’s done enough to warrant starting games ahead of Kane. He’s definitely shown he’s a very good option off the bench though. I think a lot of us had visions of him barely getting a look in. That said I think he’d have caused Wales plenty problems if he’d started with Foden and Rashford either side of him

If they modified that to the NUFC thread on there and their club they’d be on the money

Happy for Qatar to retain that honour. Just

I’d think I was spending too much time on Twitter

‘The Yorkshire Pirlo’ is ironic as in ‘the Fenham Pele’ I assume.

The Bale wankfest btw. Absolutely finished and done fuck all

Right on cue

Hilarious

I’d settle for a couple of trophies this season

That goal (correctly) being given to Fernandes was made doubly funny by Ronaldo not being on the pitch to take the subsequent penalty

I think that’s ideal scenario territory rather than a deal breaker, Craig

I think we’d have to be 3-0 in the final with a few minutes left for me to start believing it was a winnable competition.