Alex

Weird to think I was out for a drink in Peckham Rye a few weeks ago discussing all this with an old school friend who lives there now. It seemed like a big deal but not that big a deal

Wanker

Even his choice of memes is unimaginative

I mean I’m literally working on the COVID-19 response across government and we’re being given leeway over productivity due to our decision not to send the kids to school and the logistics of wfh, etc. The lack of perspective from some employers is fucking staggering

Agreed. Although it’s obvious you don’t have kids

You’re an absolute cunt

class

Get ready for lockdown if the rumours are right

Pandemic

Vegetable Moroccan stew for me. It’s like a Tagine but made in a pan. Nice

and his

Or has he?

The poor fucker who played him returned to his native Guyana on retiring after the show finished it’s run. He collapsed at the airport and never recovered

You’ll be like Desmond on his return to Trinidad at this rate edit: make that Guyana. Lost its impact with that edit tbh

I love how he’s your roving reporter for all this

He’s shed two stone. And two balls

Have some soup, Gemmill. Further to Renton’s concerns about the NHS and complacency, the Newcastle Hospitals Trust is still allowing people to visit patients. Northumberland aren’t. Seems like the sort of thing there should be an overarching policy for

Alaska is the most northerly, westerly and easterly state in the USA. Also the ice cream van, yes THE ICE FUCKING CREAM VAN FFS! Has just pulled into our street.

Given the amount of accusers that seems a little ‘unusual’

The Boris Johnson impression 😂

So it looks like the government are going to give people more chances to act like morons before the inevitable emergency legislation being used to force people not to act like selfish idiots. It’s the pubs / restaurants fiasco all over again. What was so annoying about that was it was so obvious people wouldn’t follow the advice. That meant it was clear that pubs and restaurants would need to be forcibly shut down. Even then, instead of doing it with immediate effect, people were given one last chance (on a Friday night ffs) to go out and make things worse

Johnson Jnr was a remainer too

I’m taking comfort in the knowledge you needed to pay someone to tell you that you’re able to cook meals in batches which can then be frozen for a later date

Aye, her and that Plenty Minge