Alex

If I go to Waitrose, how much polenta can I buy?

Renton wins this one I reckon. From his death bed

I’m glad I’ve just stocked up on weed

Fat little cunt

They’re on a par with other clubs in the division at present in terms of stature - Ipswich and Bolton for example. Then you have clubs like Man City, Leeds and Southampton who have been in the third tier in the ‘modern era’. Although, to be fair, their players are unlikely to have played in front of such a poisonous atmosphere as the Mackems seem to be so adept at creating for their home games

People on their death bed will still be saying universal healthcare is un-American

It’s like Brexit all over again in that the stuff I’m working on is never off the telly. There is no escape

Hopefully the Don will sell up

If he did like a film, that would be it

And Simeone has been there nearly a decade and it has been highly effective, winning multiple trophies, getting to two CL finals etc. I’m not a fan of his style but, like you say, it should hardly come as a shock

If it was Johnson would anyone notice?

Only because it presented him with good photo opportunities

He’s already fucked.

Treating it the way he treats his kids

UglyMackems eat your heart out

Promised investment in the north to be ‘delayed’ because of Coronavirus.

That’s incredible. Dorries having a job like that

One Star - Abysmal

Luke Edwards seemingly missing the point that it’s his relationship with the manager that is being alluded to.

Makes UM seem like the very definition of subtlety

I just can’t believe Phil was wrong about something.

Quite apart from that he lost two consecutive elections.

Charles Harrison?

Wrong side of the border

There a few of us on here pointed out ages ago he needed to be playing more centrally