Alex

They seat about 80. I must’ve flown in one of them over 300 times. Like you say, well suited to short hops to smaller, regional airports. You get hoyed about when it’s windy like

Even a stopped clock.... Actually, I think that was what put me off giving it a try

Used to love those

Tooj is always telling me how he loves that but I’ve never really fancied it

Yeah, we wouldn’t want a repeat of last season’s home win against them.

The bloke is so happy about it his first instinct is to try and troll anyone capable of seeing the bigger picture.

Not sure, but I do know you get there by following one of the supporters’ coaches

Bruce finally stumbles upon a system that would suit ASM for a match he doesn’t start him in. 😂

You can tell Bruce was s lying because if it was just a case of ASM having back and hamstring issues he’d have put him in the starting XI

I thought ‘who?’ But then I felt a little silly when I read it was the fella who played the Lone Ranger’s nephew on the radio

Most people would’ve taken that but it completely ignores the bigger picture

To be slightly fair to Bruce, two of those should’ve been defeats.

If, like him, you are a betting man...

I think this has been discussed on here before, albeit years ago. But I even remember laughing about it at school. I think it was 5 stars - Excellent do not miss. 4 - Well worth watching. 3 - Flawed but interesting. 2 - Some redeeming features. 1 - Abysmal. Apart from the phrasing I always found it amusing that a five star rating system needed an explanation

That was 3 stars. I think 2 was ‘Some redeeming features’

Your medals?

I see the Rafa-hater is back and hanging around like a Steve Bruce beer fart

Failed to score in our last four league games as well

I didn’t pay for it. So don’t worry. But aye, freezing me tits off watching that shite is two hours I’ll never get back I’m a bit like you though, my eldest likes going and even though it’s shite I’d much rather that than his supporting Man City or Liverpool or whoever. His choice as well, I wouldn’t force that on my worst enemy

Comes to something when a 0-0 against a side like that is an improvement in recent performances. How fucking shit were Burnley though?

There’s a buzz around the stadium like a moribund wasp stuck in a discarded crisp packet

In my seat now. Can’t wait for the festival of football to begin

See Gemmill’s previous point. If he hasn’t been up to stuff, the denial and subsequent retraction doesn’t make a lot of sense. I.e. it seems like the actions of someone who has something to hide, even if this particular incident isn’t damning

Alreet, Gareth Gates